First three words of the Constitution

And don't forget accessibility either. Because God knows they can't stand disabled people.

This applies across so many facets of life. I think I'm starting to believe that people desperately want to be sold a simple problem so they can buy the simple solution.

Trump gets off on hurting frightened people. Makes him feel big.

What I'm saying is, the version of the Republican party that respects decorum is long gone. So if you're a Dem, don't be afraid to get your hands dirty fighting for what's right.

Or better yet, get out of the way and let the people who will fight have a shot.

If you look bad but you save a whole country from a totalitarian tailspin, that's actually better than the people who fuck us over whenever they win a fair election.

But knowing that - and you can guarantee they know that - the Democrats still insisted on lying down and letting it happen.

Here's a hint: it doesn't pay to be worried about looking as bad as the other party.