[argument at thanksgiving dinner]

wife: don’t start taking sides this time

me: why not *sliding potatoes into pocket* they’re too busy yelling to notice

🚨 IN A HIMBO WAY🚨

When he look like he reads five words>>>>>>>

I love these so much. And yes I can read the numbers, sorry for those that are colorblind 😭

Spirit Airlines files for bankruptcy amid growing losses and debt

Tbh, doing biology again is just confirming that people that don’t believe in vaxing, disease, and general health just never passed biology I and II.

Reading at a coffee shop, feeling cute.

Having a boy over to my house for the first time, going to show him all my cool stuff.

Where’s all the funny gay people?