Quest of the Zelda Knights

{yakov smirnoff voice} America! What a country! Here you have everything: car on fire, no driver at wheel, street muddied with thousand lonely suicides, and machine with belly that bleed to death!

Of course this happens in more than just Broadview.

Broadview is simply a regular, weekly glimpse into how police escalate unnecessarily to create the appearance of violent protesters, even when it’s clergy.

Just glad you made it out okay!

I’ve built farms for sugar cane, iron, and experience points, but never one for outrage.

*blithely spins golden gun*

Give me a Lil Nas X cameo at a baccarat table as a low-level international thief.

Cast a 21 Pilot as Q.

There have been 6 Batmen in 3 different continuities in half the time Bond has existed.

We’re overdue for Bond in a benippled tuxedo fighting both Blofeld and Goldfinger in day-glo costumes, all with a confusing rock/soul/rap soundtrack.