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Joshua K. Harris
@joshoowuh.bsky.social
Some guy.

He/Him
Drop an old person you're going to turn into.
September 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Some dark commentary in a Maryland grocery store.
August 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
August 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Condiment By-Laws, Section IV, McNugget Addendum
August 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Let me stop you right there.
August 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Must supply own time machine.
August 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Craigslist has the wildest job postings.

Be kind to each other, you bloody savages.
August 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
You didn’t nail it, but I see you, Gubbins.
July 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Here’s who the New Yorker did a cute photo of:
June 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
May 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
God, these egg prices.
March 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you’re saving up change for a boob job, you need a
February 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When the sun makes you look like a French comic strip, you’ve got a
February 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tabloid Subheadline: “Acona Angry at Spain”

Headline:
February 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The ol’ knee’s acting up. You can smell the denim. Yuuuup. Gonna be some
February 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
🎶 Rodents all over the world 🎶
🎶 Join hands 🎶
🎶 Start a
February 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
See those shurikens all throughout your floor joists, ma’am? Yeah, you got a bad case of
February 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
When you need to get the 27th POTUS into shape, you need a
February 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The seas grew angry. Winds tore the sails like a broom through cobwebs. Waves crashed, stood, and sunk in less than a breath. If this poor, cursed crew was ever going to finish reading their giant book, the captain would have to marshal all forces to turn the page. He shouted into the chaos
February 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wow, chef, this pork belly has a luxurious
February 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you’re reading a knock-off of a knock-off of Garfield, you’re looking at
February 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hey Nena, I forgot what color those 99 balloons were. Can you tell me the
February 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM