No one would expect it.

Straight up read that as "Inquisicon," as in some kind of gathering for fans of the inquisition.

All You Tweakers
Mass of Blood (And Foam)
Stock Shots Stupid Stock Shots
The Reckoning Arrives

We need @planetoffinks.bsky.social to give us guidance re: dog parks.

That was before the later sequels that are just superhero movies.

Great list! I’d swap Hagazussa (it’s awfully slow) for The Devils Bath, and Possum for Eden Lake, which still haunts me 10 years later.

That first sentence is definitely written by AI.

Swastikas are potentially divisive, eh? “Cmon, this is the Coast Guard! Let’s not quibble about who genocided who…”

the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road

I want a cut of this movie that stops before the whattatwist and shows a card that says “then the two women beat the bad guy, who was a separate character.”

So smart to make it rental vs subscription. I’m so done subscribing to things. Hope they’ll roll out a Roku app too.

Now we all know that Unicorn Farts will never do the miraculous things it promised.
But if we ever stop buying it, selling it, relentlessly putting it in everything and pushing it at everyone...
Our economy will collapse.
So get to huffing.

Hospitals fired doctors and replaced them with giant tanker trucks of Unicorn Farts.
Every home appliance maker included a Unicorn Fart button.
Unicorn Farts LLC borrowed billions from these manufacturers, who borrowed billions from investors, who borrowed billions from Unicorn Farts LLC.

Be the Winston Zeddemore you want to see in the world.

Hard to say why some things hit and some don't. I also watched the remake of Hand That Rocks the Cradle and hated it. Everything that bugged me in that one is present in IKWYDLS, but I had very different reactions.