Josh "cortex" Millard
@joshmillard.bsky.social
Artist and weirdo and etc. from Portland, OR. Fractal fixation. Online to a deeply unfortunate degree. Ran MetaFilter for a while. Today in Tabs idiot. Blaseball will never die, RIP Blaseball.
sequel to 30 Days of Night where the vampires have been replaced by an even more ravenous predator: consumerism.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
sequel to 30 Days of Night where the vampires have been replaced by an even more ravenous predator: consumerism.
alternate, shorter version of LOTR where Sauron is like "hmm, wonder what's going on in the ol' palantir" right when this happens and it's just that nun shooting a woman through the phone gif
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
alternate, shorter version of LOTR where Sauron is like "hmm, wonder what's going on in the ol' palantir" right when this happens and it's just that nun shooting a woman through the phone gif
trailer ends with big single word slams at the crescendo of the high-intensity symphonic score:
NO
FLUB
LOST
NO
FLUB
LOST
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
trailer ends with big single word slams at the crescendo of the high-intensity symphonic score:
NO
FLUB
LOST
NO
FLUB
LOST
EVERYBODY SEED
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
EVERYBODY SEED
possibly a footnote somewhere in House of Leaves about this
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
possibly a footnote somewhere in House of Leaves about this
Once enough of them are in there, they tend to form a union and that’s how you end up with lens flare
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Once enough of them are in there, they tend to form a union and that’s how you end up with lens flare
I dressed up as a big fucking nerd
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I dressed up as a big fucking nerd
UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLE!!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLE!!!!!
Teath (Teath! TEATH!)
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Teath (Teath! TEATH!)
Hershey's Pisses
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hershey's Pisses
Butlerfinger
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Butlerfinger
Give the kid credit, a god who flaunts the capacity to perform miracles and yet allows tremendous suffering to continue does suggest malevolence
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Give the kid credit, a god who flaunts the capacity to perform miracles and yet allows tremendous suffering to continue does suggest malevolence
You here on monkey business or monkey pleasure?
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You here on monkey business or monkey pleasure?
Sexy Martin Telesforo Rubik's Cube Scandal
October 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sexy Martin Telesforo Rubik's Cube Scandal
I've been playing a guitar for decades with a similar but worse neck crack that was repaired less competently and it has held up well, so i believe you in and think there's a 90% chance you won't lose an eye
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I've been playing a guitar for decades with a similar but worse neck crack that was repaired less competently and it has held up well, so i believe you in and think there's a 90% chance you won't lose an eye