We are in the absolute dumbest timeline right now:

- Institute blanket tarrifs on almost everything
- Inflict higher prices on consumers as the tariff, which is PAID BY THE US BUSINESS DOING THE IMPORTING, passes those costs on to us
- Prices increase
- Institute specific exemptions
- "I fixed it"

Sorry @electproject.bsky.social but oil is a renewable resource according to the latest information available from the administration. Checkmate, libtards! /s

I would expect nothing less from the fine work those at The Onion do than to include a prerequisite to subscription such as this.

It's almost as if better means developed over the last couple decades to detect things like autism across a vast spectrum has led to an obvious and predictable increase in numbers. I'm no statistician but I think that's how counting works when the thing you're counting becomes better understood....

Honestly, if they were to be used in this capacity permanently, I wouldn't be opposed. I doubt many would complain about them cleaning up garbage, emptying cans, and other beautification efforts. Seems it's the other highly illegal, fascist stuff that rubs folks the wrong way. Weird. /s

The projection is so thick. Fwiw, Lutnick, we agree with you: the crook does indeed say "I'm not going anywhere". Look inward and nearby, Howard. You're so close. /r/selfawarewolves

"I love the uneducated".

And here, we get yet another example of why: inability to understand how percentages work means that grandiose, flashy - albeit impossible - claims resonate with the base as "somebody fighting for me". Maybe an all caps GCN tweet claiming an LA population of 2B is needed?

As wealth inequality continues to explode, those with access to said wealth will be selected for, the great irony being a vast majority of the political base who voted for this current direction in America will be the first to go, phasing out as the country they aspired for forgets they ever existed

Lastly, I should note that natural selection is no longer reflective of human evolution. We are now in an era of artificial selection driven by wealth inequality. Survival odds depend on access to quality healthcare, education, foods, etc, which are all overwhelmingly dependent on wealth in America.

While I understand the problem of low information and critical thinking voting based on emotions such as anger or objective falsehoods they've been fed like "gender-affirming care forced upon prisoners", the solution isn't dictatorship - it's better information availability and improved outreach.