during air traffic controller shortage, Trump tells many to quit

There’s nothing our Founders wanted more than to give a single man unreviewable power to raise import taxes on his subjects, especially if he doesn’t like a commercial.

This would cost over $600 billion. For perspective, we spent $7 trillion in fiscal year 2025 and had $5.2 trillion in revenue for a $1.8 trillion deficit.

Marge is just listing all of the reasons Trump likes the 50-year mortgage plan

It is “probably illegal” for a comedian to be “100% anti-Trump”.

and Trump was open about his view that we should have taken oil from Iraq

Trump started a riot in DC, bombs boats on the regular, occupies cities with the military in peace time (which we literally complained about in the Declaration of Independence) and will make us the first country to test nukes since 1998 other than North Korea, but sure he’s Mr. Peace.

It is “almost treason” to call the king a “dud”.

Trump has put evil people in charge.

it was nice knowing y’all

also this could get expensive

There was always a zero percent chance that this ballroom would lack “Trump” in its name.

Trump knows that he (not Biden) was President in 2020. Trump is particularly aware of how he used fake electors, pressure on Pence, and a riot in an attempt to STAY in power in January 2021. Trump however thinks his supporters are easily manipulated and unintelligent, so he spreads obvious lies.

Mike Johnson would not only support pardoning January 6ers again, he would do January 6th again.

Think of it as an involuntary donation.

Since day one of the invasion of Ukraine, Trump has been pro-Russia, not pro-peace. Trump praised Putin’s decision to invade Ukraine as “wonderful” and “smart”, called the Russian troops “the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen,” and said he’d encourage Russian aggression against our NATO allies.

Jesse: They didn’t even storm the Capitol or start a “hang Mike Pence” chant. You can tell their hearts weren’t really in it.

If your goal is to not alienate Nazi voters, this is exactly what you’d do.

Indeed, you are SO “well-adjusted” that your leader posted an AI video of him spreading feces over the protests.