Josh Parris
@josh-parris.bsky.social
🇦🇺 Moonee Valley Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung land
How do you do ear-piercing online? I guess that's the radical left again.
Thank-you for your attention to this matter.
Thank-you for your attention to this matter.
October 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
How do you do ear-piercing online? I guess that's the radical left again.
Thank-you for your attention to this matter.
Thank-you for your attention to this matter.
You basically are using a system nobody else is. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
October 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You basically are using a system nobody else is. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
The Age has had it pointed out to them that property price rises are predicated on expectations of future price rises, i.e. Housing is an investment fueled by Capital Gains Tax discounts.
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Age has had it pointed out to them that property price rises are predicated on expectations of future price rises, i.e. Housing is an investment fueled by Capital Gains Tax discounts.
This government is taking action on climate change, by making sure there's more of it.
September 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This government is taking action on climate change, by making sure there's more of it.
Society has given up on getting government action on housing. Now they're trying to make it a personal responsibility thing, like with climate change.
What is government even for, if it won't tackle societal problems like this?
homesforhomes.org.au/faqs/
What is government even for, if it won't tackle societal problems like this?
homesforhomes.org.au/faqs/
September 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Society has given up on getting government action on housing. Now they're trying to make it a personal responsibility thing, like with climate change.
What is government even for, if it won't tackle societal problems like this?
homesforhomes.org.au/faqs/
What is government even for, if it won't tackle societal problems like this?
homesforhomes.org.au/faqs/
ABC News website borks every story for people who don't keep ABC cookies
September 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
ABC News website borks every story for people who don't keep ABC cookies
How you frame a simple question affects the answer.
What is your religion?
vs
Do you currently have a religion? (part one of two)
What is your religion?
vs
Do you currently have a religion? (part one of two)
August 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
How you frame a simple question affects the answer.
What is your religion?
vs
Do you currently have a religion? (part one of two)
What is your religion?
vs
Do you currently have a religion? (part one of two)
I can guarantee this won't stay up long because I know from personal employment experience these guys have zero sense of humour, but it's live right now.
auspost.com.au/content/dam/...
Australia Post Local Pickup and Delivery Terms of Use -
Clause 12: End of the World
Also at WayBack machine.
auspost.com.au/content/dam/...
Australia Post Local Pickup and Delivery Terms of Use -
Clause 12: End of the World
Also at WayBack machine.
August 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I can guarantee this won't stay up long because I know from personal employment experience these guys have zero sense of humour, but it's live right now.
auspost.com.au/content/dam/...
Australia Post Local Pickup and Delivery Terms of Use -
Clause 12: End of the World
Also at WayBack machine.
auspost.com.au/content/dam/...
Australia Post Local Pickup and Delivery Terms of Use -
Clause 12: End of the World
Also at WayBack machine.
That was the FBI, you fool
August 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
That was the FBI, you fool
Fuck, this isn't a satire article. It's real! Cops have an upper-IQ limit! abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks...
From 25 years ago?
From 25 years ago?
August 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fuck, this isn't a satire article. It's real! Cops have an upper-IQ limit! abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks...
From 25 years ago?
From 25 years ago?
Higher resolution
August 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Higher resolution
Your bio needs updating, the link current reads
August 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Your bio needs updating, the link current reads
I'm paying for Compass. I'm paying $35/year for this. Just send home notes. Or a freaking email. Or the dept. Ed. does it.
I pay for a school locker.
I pay for first aid equipment.
Ben Carroll at his finest; public education in Victoria is quite the thing.
I pay for a school locker.
I pay for first aid equipment.
Ben Carroll at his finest; public education in Victoria is quite the thing.
November 28, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I'm paying for Compass. I'm paying $35/year for this. Just send home notes. Or a freaking email. Or the dept. Ed. does it.
I pay for a school locker.
I pay for first aid equipment.
Ben Carroll at his finest; public education in Victoria is quite the thing.
I pay for a school locker.
I pay for first aid equipment.
Ben Carroll at his finest; public education in Victoria is quite the thing.
And this is how I know. Velocity got an email address no one else did. I got the first spam from Bruce Warburton on the 21st, and posted about it on Twitter. Now that post has disappeared mysteriously.
November 28, 2024 at 2:58 AM
And this is how I know. Velocity got an email address no one else did. I got the first spam from Bruce Warburton on the 21st, and posted about it on Twitter. Now that post has disappeared mysteriously.
Bruce Warburton 0418 599 337 of Woodards 1126 Mt Alexander Rd Essendon bought my private details from Velocity Rewards - in violation of the Velocity Rewards Privacy Policy
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Bruce Warburton 0418 599 337 of Woodards 1126 Mt Alexander Rd Essendon bought my private details from Velocity Rewards - in violation of the Velocity Rewards Privacy Policy
Title of your sex tape
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Title of your sex tape
