Joseph Schles
@josephschles.bsky.social
Queer comedian trying to dismantle the patriarchy one dick joke at a time
G’day from Bondi Beach in Sydney
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
G’day from Bondi Beach in Sydney
I honestly love long voice texts. It’s like my own personalized little mini friend podcast
October 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I honestly love long voice texts. It’s like my own personalized little mini friend podcast
San Diego! Bringing you this all women and queer comedian lineup standup show this Thursday!! The show is gonna be hilarious and you’d also be supporting women and gays! www.micdropcomedysandiego.com/shows/310833
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
San Diego! Bringing you this all women and queer comedian lineup standup show this Thursday!! The show is gonna be hilarious and you’d also be supporting women and gays! www.micdropcomedysandiego.com/shows/310833
But like, I thought the 1st amendment was like they’re second favorite amendment…
September 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
But like, I thought the 1st amendment was like they’re second favorite amendment…
Portland! I’m coming to you THIS WEEK! 🎤
September 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Portland! I’m coming to you THIS WEEK! 🎤
To the brother on Hunting Wives… I can fix you 🥹
August 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To the brother on Hunting Wives… I can fix you 🥹
Had a comedy show this past weekend that was so great and the audience was FIRE. They were connected with me and laughing generously the whole time. Just saw the video and the only audience member you can see is the 1 stone faced gum smacking unimpressed dude in the front 🫠
August 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Had a comedy show this past weekend that was so great and the audience was FIRE. They were connected with me and laughing generously the whole time. Just saw the video and the only audience member you can see is the 1 stone faced gum smacking unimpressed dude in the front 🫠
Girls love having a gay boy friend until they get a straight boyfriend and then they disappear from your life IMMEDIATELY.
July 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Girls love having a gay boy friend until they get a straight boyfriend and then they disappear from your life IMMEDIATELY.
I don’t know how to explain this really, especially to straight people.. but it is now Halloween.
July 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I don’t know how to explain this really, especially to straight people.. but it is now Halloween.
Pride month is over, back to shame. 🙃
July 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pride month is over, back to shame. 🙃
Every public restroom should be playing music or like ocean sounds or some kind of ambient noise. Every 👏 one 👏
June 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Every public restroom should be playing music or like ocean sounds or some kind of ambient noise. Every 👏 one 👏
To all my haters… honestly, I get it.
June 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
To all my haters… honestly, I get it.
Sometimes I’m like, was I just tired and needed this lazy day today.. or am I depressed again? Sometimes I can’t quite tell.
June 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Sometimes I’m like, was I just tired and needed this lazy day today.. or am I depressed again? Sometimes I can’t quite tell.
Me and the gay besties. Live long and prosper
May 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me and the gay besties. Live long and prosper
They’ve been putting up clips from the half hour special I filmed, and I’ll admit it.. I went a little too heavy on the eyebrows.
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April 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They’ve been putting up clips from the half hour special I filmed, and I’ll admit it.. I went a little too heavy on the eyebrows.
😬😅
😬😅
He is risen. (And by that I mean he’s gotten super high. Happy 4/20!) 🐣
April 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He is risen. (And by that I mean he’s gotten super high. Happy 4/20!) 🐣
My friend is recovering from surgery and sent me this request while they’re healing.. so looks like I’m gonna have to find an extra if anyone knows anyone..
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My friend is recovering from surgery and sent me this request while they’re healing.. so looks like I’m gonna have to find an extra if anyone knows anyone..
Just checking.. anyone wanna give me some money? No worries if not.
April 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just checking.. anyone wanna give me some money? No worries if not.
The news is on at my parent’s house and they have talked about the Dodgers visiting the White House 12 times in the last hour. I’m losing my mind 🤬 literally who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
April 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The news is on at my parent’s house and they have talked about the Dodgers visiting the White House 12 times in the last hour. I’m losing my mind 🤬 literally who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
Bday suit on my bday
April 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Bday suit on my bday
The show I produce with my friend in San Diego sold out last night (for the 4th time in a row) and the audience was so great and every comedian killed and I feel so grateful and proud today!
April 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The show I produce with my friend in San Diego sold out last night (for the 4th time in a row) and the audience was so great and every comedian killed and I feel so grateful and proud today!
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Seeing king of comedy @josephschles.bsky.social! 😄
March 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Seeing king of comedy @josephschles.bsky.social! 😄