Joseph Rooks
@josephrooks.com
Ruthless optimist. Former comms #1 at Ultra Safe Nuclear, regrettably.
Damn I guess the CEO of a certain former employer of mine stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from the U.K. government wasn't the most compelling argument that they could do it huh
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Damn I guess the CEO of a certain former employer of mine stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from the U.K. government wasn't the most compelling argument that they could do it huh
Damn it's pretty crazy that nobody wants to play in Trump's sandbox unless he's allowed to put a gun to their heads
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Damn it's pretty crazy that nobody wants to play in Trump's sandbox unless he's allowed to put a gun to their heads
I just can't get over how bad the "shelves" they're adding to Minecraft look.
July 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I just can't get over how bad the "shelves" they're adding to Minecraft look.
The Meta Ray-Ban ads look like something I would have seen in GamePro in 1998 promoting a game that got a 2/5 review score.
July 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Meta Ray-Ban ads look like something I would have seen in GamePro in 1998 promoting a game that got a 2/5 review score.
Upgrade your cabinets… to crabinets
June 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Upgrade your cabinets… to crabinets
No he fucking doesn't. 25% of the U.S. Forest Service took his deferred resignation deal and fire season is upon us. Doublespeaking sack of shit.
June 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
No he fucking doesn't. 25% of the U.S. Forest Service took his deferred resignation deal and fire season is upon us. Doublespeaking sack of shit.
Poor choice on the kidnapper's part
June 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Poor choice on the kidnapper's part
June 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Then there was the time I got Brawl on the Wii early
June 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Then there was the time I got Brawl on the Wii early
Happy Pride to all who celebrate 💛
June 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Happy Pride to all who celebrate 💛
I guess Twitch replaced the Food & Drink banner.
The fuck?
The fuck?
May 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I guess Twitch replaced the Food & Drink banner.
The fuck?
The fuck?
It's definitely The Cheese Stands Alone.
May 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's definitely The Cheese Stands Alone.
C'mon @mojangstudio.bsky.social... please...?
April 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
C'mon @mojangstudio.bsky.social... please...?
kid: "I want JR E5 series shinkansen"
mom: "no, we have JR E5 series shinkansen at home"
JR E5 series shinkansen at home:
mom: "no, we have JR E5 series shinkansen at home"
JR E5 series shinkansen at home:
March 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
kid: "I want JR E5 series shinkansen"
mom: "no, we have JR E5 series shinkansen at home"
JR E5 series shinkansen at home:
mom: "no, we have JR E5 series shinkansen at home"
JR E5 series shinkansen at home:
Taking it from the top… One post per chapter.
March 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Taking it from the top… One post per chapter.
