Joseph Belli
@josephpbelli.bsky.social
CA-based wildlife biologist working with condors, reptiles & amphibians. Writer, author of "The Diablo Diary" and "Beneath a Black and White Sky: A Year among Condors at Pinnacles National Park" (2024)
Funny how he brags about how busy he is yet finds the time to pen a long, whiny screed like this.
He has the self awareness of an opossum.
He has the self awareness of an opossum.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Funny how he brags about how busy he is yet finds the time to pen a long, whiny screed like this.
He has the self awareness of an opossum.
He has the self awareness of an opossum.
I hope it’s not wisdom teeth.
(They call them wisdom teeth because when they pull them out it smarts).
(They call them wisdom teeth because when they pull them out it smarts).
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I hope it’s not wisdom teeth.
(They call them wisdom teeth because when they pull them out it smarts).
(They call them wisdom teeth because when they pull them out it smarts).
You done good.
I know people who turn the heat on at 68!
I know people who turn the heat on at 68!
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You done good.
I know people who turn the heat on at 68!
I know people who turn the heat on at 68!
That development should never, ever have been approved.
Those homeowners are screwed.
Those homeowners are screwed.
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
That development should never, ever have been approved.
Those homeowners are screwed.
Those homeowners are screwed.
It wouldn’t matter to me ….unless you were singing karaoke to the B-52s “Love Shack” and bellowed “Ten roof rusted!”
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It wouldn’t matter to me ….unless you were singing karaoke to the B-52s “Love Shack” and bellowed “Ten roof rusted!”
Absolutely.
If only our leaders emulated Jesus, George Washington, Honest Abe, and Robert Redford!
If only our leaders emulated Jesus, George Washington, Honest Abe, and Robert Redford!
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Absolutely.
If only our leaders emulated Jesus, George Washington, Honest Abe, and Robert Redford!
If only our leaders emulated Jesus, George Washington, Honest Abe, and Robert Redford!
Priceless.
So Musk had them tinker with Grok to make it less woke and more right-wing, then it goes full on pedo.
So Musk had them tinker with Grok to make it less woke and more right-wing, then it goes full on pedo.
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Priceless.
So Musk had them tinker with Grok to make it less woke and more right-wing, then it goes full on pedo.
So Musk had them tinker with Grok to make it less woke and more right-wing, then it goes full on pedo.
It would sound utterly ridiculous, unless you were cosplaying Tolkien.
Even then …..
Even then …..
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It would sound utterly ridiculous, unless you were cosplaying Tolkien.
Even then …..
Even then …..
I’ll bet even that explanation is a charitable interpretation. If it’s indeed true, I’ll bet some staffer had to talk Trump into making that phone call.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’ll bet even that explanation is a charitable interpretation. If it’s indeed true, I’ll bet some staffer had to talk Trump into making that phone call.
They all gotta get in line behind Lindsey.
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They all gotta get in line behind Lindsey.
I dunno— I think Miller was looking for the jugular.
And RFK— I think he left in search of a bonesaw to do an amputation.
And RFK— I think he left in search of a bonesaw to do an amputation.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I dunno— I think Miller was looking for the jugular.
And RFK— I think he left in search of a bonesaw to do an amputation.
And RFK— I think he left in search of a bonesaw to do an amputation.
I think he left to go look for a bonesaw— gonna do some amputating.
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think he left to go look for a bonesaw— gonna do some amputating.
That’s a rye observation.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
That’s a rye observation.
Looks like the ragin’ Cajun been agin’.
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Looks like the ragin’ Cajun been agin’.
Too late, governor.
The biggest asshat to ever come out of NYC relocated to Mar-a-Lago.
The biggest asshat to ever come out of NYC relocated to Mar-a-Lago.
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Too late, governor.
The biggest asshat to ever come out of NYC relocated to Mar-a-Lago.
The biggest asshat to ever come out of NYC relocated to Mar-a-Lago.
Three words I am so, so fucking sick of hearing: “Elon Musk says…”
Same with Donald Trump.
Same with Donald Trump.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Three words I am so, so fucking sick of hearing: “Elon Musk says…”
Same with Donald Trump.
Same with Donald Trump.
Hell of a way to persuade the folks awarding the Nobel Peace Prize.
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hell of a way to persuade the folks awarding the Nobel Peace Prize.
Musk said he stopped supporting the Democratic Party because they were no longer “the party of kindness.”
Even his bullshit is bullshit.
Even his bullshit is bullshit.
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Musk said he stopped supporting the Democratic Party because they were no longer “the party of kindness.”
Even his bullshit is bullshit.
Even his bullshit is bullshit.
Yeah, I could think of many, many adjectives I’d use before I even thought of *fascinating.*
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yeah, I could think of many, many adjectives I’d use before I even thought of *fascinating.*
It looks like it was lifted straight from an old Imperial Margarine commercial.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It looks like it was lifted straight from an old Imperial Margarine commercial.
When contemplating Musk’s ridiculous obsession with colonizing Mars, I used to tell people that Musk was nothing more than a science fiction fan who didn’t understand science.
Now I see he also doesn’t understand fiction.
Now I see he also doesn’t understand fiction.
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
When contemplating Musk’s ridiculous obsession with colonizing Mars, I used to tell people that Musk was nothing more than a science fiction fan who didn’t understand science.
Now I see he also doesn’t understand fiction.
Now I see he also doesn’t understand fiction.