Joseph Paul Haines
@josephpaulhaines.bsky.social
Writer, Screenwriter, curmudgeon, painfully liberal.
Our peonies are starting to bloom as well! But roses! Gorgeous.
May 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Our peonies are starting to bloom as well! But roses! Gorgeous.
Huckleberry is happy as well, but for the Hucka-Hucka Burnin’ Love, chillin’ is his happy place.
May 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Huckleberry is happy as well, but for the Hucka-Hucka Burnin’ Love, chillin’ is his happy place.
Miss Molly is happy.
May 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Miss Molly is happy.
It’s not a question of if we’re going to lose our country. Here’s the fact: We already have lost our country. Judges can no longer protect us. It isn’t a question of what we’ll do to stop it, it’s a question of what we’ll do to take it back.
Speak. Up. Now.
Speak. Up. Now.
April 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It’s not a question of if we’re going to lose our country. Here’s the fact: We already have lost our country. Judges can no longer protect us. It isn’t a question of what we’ll do to stop it, it’s a question of what we’ll do to take it back.
Speak. Up. Now.
Speak. Up. Now.
I mean, he hates it. In all fairness, if I looked exactly like this painting, I’d hate it to.
I guess maybe we should post this everywhere.
I guess maybe we should post this everywhere.
March 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I mean, he hates it. In all fairness, if I looked exactly like this painting, I’d hate it to.
I guess maybe we should post this everywhere.
I guess maybe we should post this everywhere.
Huck and Molly, lovin’ their Sunday. Sometimes it’s something as simple as good friends that get you through the day and these are two of the best friends a guy could have.
March 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Huck and Molly, lovin’ their Sunday. Sometimes it’s something as simple as good friends that get you through the day and these are two of the best friends a guy could have.
Worst part? For them it really is a joyride.
March 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Worst part? For them it really is a joyride.
Guess even Minnesota nice won’t sit with this garbage for long.
February 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Guess even Minnesota nice won’t sit with this garbage for long.
This.
Image by Zez Vaz.
Image by Zez Vaz.
February 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This.
Image by Zez Vaz.
Image by Zez Vaz.
When Irish Wolfhounds want attention, they do not, as a rule, take, “no,” for an answer.
February 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When Irish Wolfhounds want attention, they do not, as a rule, take, “no,” for an answer.
White House blames USS Harry Truman collision on anti-woke policies that put white male in charge of. . .
Oh wait. Yeah. Never mind. I just thought, you know, fair is fair.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/m...
Oh wait. Yeah. Never mind. I just thought, you know, fair is fair.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/m...
February 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
White House blames USS Harry Truman collision on anti-woke policies that put white male in charge of. . .
Oh wait. Yeah. Never mind. I just thought, you know, fair is fair.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/m...
Oh wait. Yeah. Never mind. I just thought, you know, fair is fair.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/m...
Ah, my little Molly, the Irish Wolfhound and her hourglass figure. :)
February 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ah, my little Molly, the Irish Wolfhound and her hourglass figure. :)
Just getting started but also completely hooked. Sometimes it hurts to laugh, but the pain of not laughing is too much to bear.
Amazing prose so far, the kind that evokes the mantra, “Writing is not a zero sum game,” until my jealousy subsides.
Amazing prose so far, the kind that evokes the mantra, “Writing is not a zero sum game,” until my jealousy subsides.
February 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just getting started but also completely hooked. Sometimes it hurts to laugh, but the pain of not laughing is too much to bear.
Amazing prose so far, the kind that evokes the mantra, “Writing is not a zero sum game,” until my jealousy subsides.
Amazing prose so far, the kind that evokes the mantra, “Writing is not a zero sum game,” until my jealousy subsides.
Yeahhhh. About that.
February 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Yeahhhh. About that.
Whenever there is something important to do, there will always be a cat.
On your lap.
Well, she’s nearly eighteen. I think she’s earned it.
On your lap.
Well, she’s nearly eighteen. I think she’s earned it.
February 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Whenever there is something important to do, there will always be a cat.
On your lap.
Well, she’s nearly eighteen. I think she’s earned it.
On your lap.
Well, she’s nearly eighteen. I think she’s earned it.
My home life in a nutshell.
January 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My home life in a nutshell.