Joseph Paul Haines
@josephpaulhaines.bsky.social
Writer, Screenwriter, curmudgeon, painfully liberal.
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Some say that Lindsey Halligan is a wildly incompetent lawyer.
Others say she gets her cases resolved incredibly quickly.
Others say she gets her cases resolved incredibly quickly.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Some say that Lindsey Halligan is a wildly incompetent lawyer.
Others say she gets her cases resolved incredibly quickly.
Others say she gets her cases resolved incredibly quickly.
“If you’re someone who loves shooting off fireworks every night for weeks on end, I’m kind of done with your hypocritical, self-righteous, manipulative incongruence, BS of “Thank you for your service” because you obviously don’t mean it.”
Opinion: Want to thank me for my service? Use your “freedom” to not light off your own fireworks this Fourth of July.
“If you mean it when you say, ‘Thank you for your service,’ take the money you spend on fireworks and donate it to veterans support organizations.” — Michael Jenet
www.denverpost.com
July 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“If you’re someone who loves shooting off fireworks every night for weeks on end, I’m kind of done with your hypocritical, self-righteous, manipulative incongruence, BS of “Thank you for your service” because you obviously don’t mean it.”
Just heard that Lady Gaga is having a baby and I’m here to tell you, if she doesn’t name that child, “GooGoo,” she’s missing a helluva opportunity.
June 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just heard that Lady Gaga is having a baby and I’m here to tell you, if she doesn’t name that child, “GooGoo,” she’s missing a helluva opportunity.
Has anyone else noticed that Trump always gives a timeframe of, “Two Weeks,” when specifying when he’ll make a major decision?
Two weeks to decide what to do about Iran. Two weeks on Putin sanctions. Forget TACO. How about, “Two Weeks Away Trump,” or, you know, “TWAT.”
Works for me.
Two weeks to decide what to do about Iran. Two weeks on Putin sanctions. Forget TACO. How about, “Two Weeks Away Trump,” or, you know, “TWAT.”
Works for me.
June 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Has anyone else noticed that Trump always gives a timeframe of, “Two Weeks,” when specifying when he’ll make a major decision?
Two weeks to decide what to do about Iran. Two weeks on Putin sanctions. Forget TACO. How about, “Two Weeks Away Trump,” or, you know, “TWAT.”
Works for me.
Two weeks to decide what to do about Iran. Two weeks on Putin sanctions. Forget TACO. How about, “Two Weeks Away Trump,” or, you know, “TWAT.”
Works for me.
In case you were having a good day, remember that at this very moment a religious zealot, a warmonger (unjustifiable) with a (justifiable) persecution complex, and an infantile, orange megalomaniac are all that stand between us and war in the Middle East.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
June 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In case you were having a good day, remember that at this very moment a religious zealot, a warmonger (unjustifiable) with a (justifiable) persecution complex, and an infantile, orange megalomaniac are all that stand between us and war in the Middle East.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Happy Paraskevidekatriaphobia Day!
June 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Happy Paraskevidekatriaphobia Day!
“You know you are living in a fascist country when you are constantly going over reasons in your head why YOU are safe.”
May 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“You know you are living in a fascist country when you are constantly going over reasons in your head why YOU are safe.”
Huckleberry is happy as well, but for the Hucka-Hucka Burnin’ Love, chillin’ is his happy place.
May 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Huckleberry is happy as well, but for the Hucka-Hucka Burnin’ Love, chillin’ is his happy place.
Miss Molly is happy.
May 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Miss Molly is happy.
I was shot at and stabbed in the line of duty and the draft dodger-in-chief wants to take away Veteran’s Day?
Not just no.
Fuck no.
Not just no.
Fuck no.
May 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I was shot at and stabbed in the line of duty and the draft dodger-in-chief wants to take away Veteran’s Day?
Not just no.
Fuck no.
Not just no.
Fuck no.
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May 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I’m here to end the debate once and for all. Sean of the Dead IS an Easter movie.
April 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m here to end the debate once and for all. Sean of the Dead IS an Easter movie.
I hope you all are in the spirit of the holiday and watching plenty of zombie movies!
April 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I hope you all are in the spirit of the holiday and watching plenty of zombie movies!
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Also on Reddit today, someone thinking that I am apologetic for being a white dude. Nah, friends. I think we all know that being a white dude in the US is pretty great. My sin, if you will, is thinking everyone else should have the same latitude in life that I get just by being a white dude.
April 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Also on Reddit today, someone thinking that I am apologetic for being a white dude. Nah, friends. I think we all know that being a white dude in the US is pretty great. My sin, if you will, is thinking everyone else should have the same latitude in life that I get just by being a white dude.
“For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:”
We LITERALLY declared independence over the things Trump is now doing.
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:”
We LITERALLY declared independence over the things Trump is now doing.
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
Declaration of Independence: A Transcription
Note: The following text is a transcription of the Stone Engraving of the parchment Declaration of Independence (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum.) The spelling a...
www.archives.gov
April 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:”
We LITERALLY declared independence over the things Trump is now doing.
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:”
We LITERALLY declared independence over the things Trump is now doing.
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
Stop telling us to talk to our representatives. We’re screaming! Stop telling us how bad it could be. It already is! Stop asking for money. Tell us what you’re going to do with it!
Stop reacting.
ACT!
Stop reacting.
ACT!
April 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Stop telling us to talk to our representatives. We’re screaming! Stop telling us how bad it could be. It already is! Stop asking for money. Tell us what you’re going to do with it!
Stop reacting.
ACT!
Stop reacting.
ACT!
It’s not a question of if we’re going to lose our country. Here’s the fact: We already have lost our country. Judges can no longer protect us. It isn’t a question of what we’ll do to stop it, it’s a question of what we’ll do to take it back.
Speak. Up. Now.
Speak. Up. Now.
April 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It’s not a question of if we’re going to lose our country. Here’s the fact: We already have lost our country. Judges can no longer protect us. It isn’t a question of what we’ll do to stop it, it’s a question of what we’ll do to take it back.
Speak. Up. Now.
Speak. Up. Now.
Were Ambrose Bierce alive today, I dare say there would be a new entry into The Devils Dictionary:
Waste, Fraud and Abuse (n)
1. Any benefit provided to a person on the opposite side of your political viewpoint.
2. Money that could be going into the pockets of the rich instead of the poor.
Waste, Fraud and Abuse (n)
1. Any benefit provided to a person on the opposite side of your political viewpoint.
2. Money that could be going into the pockets of the rich instead of the poor.
April 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Were Ambrose Bierce alive today, I dare say there would be a new entry into The Devils Dictionary:
Waste, Fraud and Abuse (n)
1. Any benefit provided to a person on the opposite side of your political viewpoint.
2. Money that could be going into the pockets of the rich instead of the poor.
Waste, Fraud and Abuse (n)
1. Any benefit provided to a person on the opposite side of your political viewpoint.
2. Money that could be going into the pockets of the rich instead of the poor.