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Common labourer by night, by day high brow.
Siarad Cymraeg.
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@hiriaith.bsky.social what’s happened to gairglo? Ble mae wedi mynd?
July 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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IF YOU can't memorise the poem to remember the number of days in each month, try this rhyme: 31 days hath December, May, July, March, January, August and October, February has 28 (but occasionally one more), and 30 days only hath the other four (months). Bo Owls, Hampshire
May 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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DOG owners. Experience the feel- ing of being a priest by saying: "The body of Christ" every time you hand your mutt a dog biscuit. Paul Doolan, London
May 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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DENTISTS make their living fixing people's bad teeth, so why would I buy toothpaste recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists? It seems to me that they've got a nice little scam going on there. In the future I won't bother brushing my teeth at all, see how they like them apples. Ivor Cummin, Broadbottom
April 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I told my nan* what Joe Strummer said: Wear boots you can run and fight in. She said, “And a matching handbag.” I said, “It wouldn’t be the time to worry about matching your boots and handbag.” And she said, “With a fucking brick in it, obviously.”

*This version of my nan only exists in this story.
March 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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FARMERS are complaining that they can't get enough slaughtermen to deal with their pigs and send them off to market. So why don't they take a leaf out of fruit farmers books and start a "pick your own pigs' business? This would solve all their problems and save on staff costs at a stroke, plus we the public could do what we do when strawberry picking, and eat the odd pig or two before we got to the tills. Shy Ted, email
March 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Mae Dydd Gŵyl Dewi yn hapus dros ben wedi i Glynebwy guro Casnewydd 44-21 😀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
March 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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RIP Rick Buckler.
February 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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They say that 'men are from Mars' and this is certainly true in my case. My husband leaves for work at 9 am every morning in a flying saucer and gets back home for his tea 18 months later. Janice Butterfield Shropshire
February 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I HAVE often wondered why people give dummies to babies. On reflection I suppose it is better than them biting someone. A friend of mine had his leg bitten off, although I think a crocodile was responsible for that. Alan Heath, e-mail
February 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Really @alphaguess.com ?
February 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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My least favourite things on TV at present: Michael McIntyre, Mrs Brown and that On the Beach advert that pretends the word ‘booking’ is a swear.
And all Wales rugby international matches, obvs.
February 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Somebody tell Starmer he’s got 4.5 yrs and an enormous majority so should stop worrying about RW media. Ffs.
February 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Today Professor Alice Roberts liked one of my posts.
I haven’t been this excited since I posted a Bruce Perry quote on Twitter and Bruce Perry liked it.
I’m self aware enough to know how this reads 🤣
January 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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When it comes to the kinds of thinking traps we're all vulnerable to, the 'availability bias' is one of cognitive psychology's most powerful. It shapes our everyday decisions and can make us easy to manipulate. Knowing about it is half the battle.
#PsychSciSky #EduSky #EduSkyAU
It’s a (thinking) trap! Beware the “Availability Bias” | Steve Most (UNSW Sydney)
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January 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Sometimes I don’t think I understand this game.
January 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Oi, Busted! I doubt your great great great granddaughter would look ‘pretty fine’ in the year 3000, having been dead for about 2875 years by then. Lazy research.
January 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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A 'gritty' 'Celtic noir' filmed in Carmarthenshire hits TV screens this weekend, and in a tale as old as time, Welsh acting talent has been sidelined with English actor Martin Clunes taking the lead role ✍️Stephen Price
ITV Behaving Poorly: Another lost opportunity for Welsh acting talent
Stephen Price A ‘gritty’ ‘Celtic noir’ filmed in Carmarthenshire hits TV screens this weekend, and in a tale as old as time, Welsh acting talent has been sidelined with English actor Martin Clunes…
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January 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Tricky one today!
January 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Again! I honestly can’t believe this!
January 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Really don’t know much about #DavidLynch but he gave us Twin Peaks and that’s more than good enough for me.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Everyone has got Charlotte wrong on #TheTraitors. She is actually Welsh and is pretending that she’s pretending to be.
January 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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High tide in Y Fenni / Abergavenny on a beautiful morning.
“Dragon’s breath” covering Y Fenni / Abergavenny this morning. Taken on my run on the Cymro Road from Brynmawr, above Clydach Gorge.
January 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Genuinely unbelievable!
January 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM