Joseph Galdun
@josephgaldun.bsky.social
The key to happiness is having low standards.
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...
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March 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Why are y’all following me? I’m not that interesting.
December 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Why are y’all following me? I’m not that interesting.
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Ever have that terrible, sinking feeling?
December 27, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Ever have that terrible, sinking feeling?
Name public figures that have fallen far in your estimation of them. I’ll start: Elon Musk and Rudy Giuliani.
December 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Name public figures that have fallen far in your estimation of them. I’ll start: Elon Musk and Rudy Giuliani.
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Indeed, this is where we are.
December 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Indeed, this is where we are.
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I’m not pro-Satan, but credit where it’s due — Satanists aren’t in your statehouse making laws about your uterus.
December 17, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I’m not pro-Satan, but credit where it’s due — Satanists aren’t in your statehouse making laws about your uterus.
Even though I rarely used Twitter, it felt good to deactivate my account and move to Bluesky.
December 8, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Even though I rarely used Twitter, it felt good to deactivate my account and move to Bluesky.