Joseph Alexander Studio
@josephalexanderstudio.com
hij/hem - he/him
Representational realism in oil painting. Haarlem-based portrait/figurative artist.
I do not use AI in my work.
Husband to the awesomest man anywhere.
Living to lessen suffering in the world. Zenboeddhist, veganistisch.
🏳️🌈 🇳🇱 🎨🐾 ❤️ ☮️🌲
Representational realism in oil painting. Haarlem-based portrait/figurative artist.
I do not use AI in my work.
Husband to the awesomest man anywhere.
Living to lessen suffering in the world. Zenboeddhist, veganistisch.
🏳️🌈 🇳🇱 🎨🐾 ❤️ ☮️🌲
Yup, I think that is it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Yup, I think that is it.
There is, incidentally, an online map + checking service that will tell whether the service line is lead for most addresses in Minnesota. It’s free.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
There is, incidentally, an online map + checking service that will tell whether the service line is lead for most addresses in Minnesota. It’s free.
I Will Never Be Good Enough: a portrait of the artist
40.6 x 50.8 cm, oil on linen panel
See this painting and many other works during the opening of LOVE, from 2:30 PM to 4:30 PM on October 31st at Heemstede Town Hall. The exhibition runs until January.
40.6 x 50.8 cm, oil on linen panel
See this painting and many other works during the opening of LOVE, from 2:30 PM to 4:30 PM on October 31st at Heemstede Town Hall. The exhibition runs until January.
October 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I Will Never Be Good Enough: a portrait of the artist
40.6 x 50.8 cm, oil on linen panel
See this painting and many other works during the opening of LOVE, from 2:30 PM to 4:30 PM on October 31st at Heemstede Town Hall. The exhibition runs until January.
40.6 x 50.8 cm, oil on linen panel
See this painting and many other works during the opening of LOVE, from 2:30 PM to 4:30 PM on October 31st at Heemstede Town Hall. The exhibition runs until January.
Miss you a lot, mister. Come visit us in the Netherlands!
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Miss you a lot, mister. Come visit us in the Netherlands!
Yes, indeedy!
October 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yes, indeedy!
That looks good enough to travel for.
July 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
That looks good enough to travel for.
I can feel that photo in my front teeth.
July 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I can feel that photo in my front teeth.
Because I want you to think I’m a nice girl?
July 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Because I want you to think I’m a nice girl?
It’s cool to see this. I grew up using a scythe, and agree that there are reasons for using tools like this to do tasks.
July 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
It’s cool to see this. I grew up using a scythe, and agree that there are reasons for using tools like this to do tasks.
A jerk like that isn’t interested any anyone else’s experience or feelings, only in making it easier on themselves. They’ll string you along, knowing the whole time they aren’t going to invest. Sounds like you got rid of a loser early on.
July 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A jerk like that isn’t interested any anyone else’s experience or feelings, only in making it easier on themselves. They’ll string you along, knowing the whole time they aren’t going to invest. Sounds like you got rid of a loser early on.
Everyone should have at least one piece of art that makes guests say, “Where did you get that? I have never seen anything like it.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Everyone should have at least one piece of art that makes guests say, “Where did you get that? I have never seen anything like it.”
Agreed, and thank you. Being transparent about their creative process has always been a benefit to artists—though many of us fear it—and now, it is more important than ever.
July 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Agreed, and thank you. Being transparent about their creative process has always been a benefit to artists—though many of us fear it—and now, it is more important than ever.
Today I will work on preparing cradeled boards mounted with portrait-grade linen. The first step is to burn my signature logo into the backs of the boards. This is unneccessary and adds no artistic value to the painting, but it is a nice touch that lets my collectors know I care. 2/2
July 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Today I will work on preparing cradeled boards mounted with portrait-grade linen. The first step is to burn my signature logo into the backs of the boards. This is unneccessary and adds no artistic value to the painting, but it is a nice touch that lets my collectors know I care. 2/2
Plus, even though they are not aggressive towards other birbs, they have that beak that says, “Outta my way, muthas! I will slay you!”
July 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Plus, even though they are not aggressive towards other birbs, they have that beak that says, “Outta my way, muthas! I will slay you!”
Every photo I see of you shows innate sexiness and strength of being. If you were here in The Netherlands I would seek you out as a model for my work.
July 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every photo I see of you shows innate sexiness and strength of being. If you were here in The Netherlands I would seek you out as a model for my work.
Flirt away, handsome.
July 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Flirt away, handsome.
July 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I think we have given them enough. Grok has been in my lexicon with proper usage since the 1960s. They can’t have it. They might use it for a while, but sooner, not later, they will become a footnote.
July 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I think we have given them enough. Grok has been in my lexicon with proper usage since the 1960s. They can’t have it. They might use it for a while, but sooner, not later, they will become a footnote.
“Sir, is this the bird that stole your fries?”
July 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Sir, is this the bird that stole your fries?”