Josef Miles
@josefmiles.bsky.social
Not a comedian, just… like that
Apple has solved the screen addiction crisis by making their new update so ugly, we don’t wanna pick up our phones anymore
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Apple has solved the screen addiction crisis by making their new update so ugly, we don’t wanna pick up our phones anymore
Do saints get canonized with the names they chose in confirmation or are we gonna have a Saint Mason and Saint Brynlee
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Do saints get canonized with the names they chose in confirmation or are we gonna have a Saint Mason and Saint Brynlee
Butter is nog effective in small amounts
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Butter is nog effective in small amounts
One of these days I’ll stop reading “horseshoes” as “horse’s hoes”
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One of these days I’ll stop reading “horseshoes” as “horse’s hoes”
Hate when I order the smallest thing on the menu and don’t end up finishing it. Like why did I go out to eat then
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hate when I order the smallest thing on the menu and don’t end up finishing it. Like why did I go out to eat then
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Belt Looks Weird On Child
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Belt Looks Weird On Child
Do you think people would like it more if we called it “plum juice”?
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Do you think people would like it more if we called it “plum juice”?
🚨GOOD HOLD MUSIC FOUND!🚨
The USAA car insurance line has a nasty breakdown
The USAA car insurance line has a nasty breakdown
October 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
🚨GOOD HOLD MUSIC FOUND!🚨
The USAA car insurance line has a nasty breakdown
The USAA car insurance line has a nasty breakdown
Anybody know how I can move to a fictional universe? Rent in Gotham can’t be more than $250/mo.
October 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Anybody know how I can move to a fictional universe? Rent in Gotham can’t be more than $250/mo.
I will consider myself successful in my creative endeavors when people write fanfiction about my work
October 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I will consider myself successful in my creative endeavors when people write fanfiction about my work
Gay people be like “I hate math” and then turn into goddamn statisticians the second they need to defend their favorite music artist
September 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Gay people be like “I hate math” and then turn into goddamn statisticians the second they need to defend their favorite music artist
Watching my first waterpolo match. Can feel the trust fund materializing
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Watching my first waterpolo match. Can feel the trust fund materializing
I think Celebrity* is sooo cool
*at the time of me writing this post, Celebrity does not have any major scandals or hateful worldviews
*at the time of me writing this post, Celebrity does not have any major scandals or hateful worldviews
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I think Celebrity* is sooo cool
*at the time of me writing this post, Celebrity does not have any major scandals or hateful worldviews
*at the time of me writing this post, Celebrity does not have any major scandals or hateful worldviews
Her pussy’s got those cartoon green stink lines but I’m floating towards it like I’m following a pie
September 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Her pussy’s got those cartoon green stink lines but I’m floating towards it like I’m following a pie
Beautiful woman named Email lets me know her brethren are nearby
September 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Beautiful woman named Email lets me know her brethren are nearby
I think the “Saddam Hussein hiding spot” trend is really fun because now normal people can experience the joy of finding a Hidden Mickey
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I think the “Saddam Hussein hiding spot” trend is really fun because now normal people can experience the joy of finding a Hidden Mickey
APPLES HAVE A SMELL???
September 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
APPLES HAVE A SMELL???
My take after scrolling the art tag on BlueSky is that some of y’all draw dicks like cashews
September 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My take after scrolling the art tag on BlueSky is that some of y’all draw dicks like cashews
Protein kinda a slut right now, no?
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Protein kinda a slut right now, no?
Guy that’s listened to 10 Queen songs: You should listen to Don’t Stop Me Now
Guy that’s listened to 100 Queen songs: You should listen to Ride The Wild Wind - Early Version With Guide Vocals
Guy that’s listened to 1000 Queen songs: You should listen to Don’t Stop Me Now
Guy that’s listened to 100 Queen songs: You should listen to Ride The Wild Wind - Early Version With Guide Vocals
Guy that’s listened to 1000 Queen songs: You should listen to Don’t Stop Me Now
September 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Guy that’s listened to 10 Queen songs: You should listen to Don’t Stop Me Now
Guy that’s listened to 100 Queen songs: You should listen to Ride The Wild Wind - Early Version With Guide Vocals
Guy that’s listened to 1000 Queen songs: You should listen to Don’t Stop Me Now
Guy that’s listened to 100 Queen songs: You should listen to Ride The Wild Wind - Early Version With Guide Vocals
Guy that’s listened to 1000 Queen songs: You should listen to Don’t Stop Me Now
Just saw MLB players in the dugout on iPads. They really are my age huh
September 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just saw MLB players in the dugout on iPads. They really are my age huh
Worst part of my hysterectomy is the fact that they had to shave my happy trail :/
September 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Worst part of my hysterectomy is the fact that they had to shave my happy trail :/
3OH!3’s name actually refers to the number of members; we only think there’s 2 because 301 of them always stand behind the tall guy
September 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
3OH!3’s name actually refers to the number of members; we only think there’s 2 because 301 of them always stand behind the tall guy
Who up C-ing they major?
August 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Who up C-ing they major?