José Antonio Márquez
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José Antonio Márquez
@joseeight.me
I'm a software engineer with an avant-garde mind. Principal Scientist at Adobe. Twitter, Google alum.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/joseeight/
Honestly, 45 minutes including prep 👨🏻‍🍳🥘🇪🇸
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When you’re impaired, and so is your opponent, you don’t let the ratings suffer, offer a draw 😂 — we’d probably have higher ratings if we didn’t do this often, but you know we do 😂😂 (I played Nxc3 to take the queen 🙃)
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Why are we calling it a “circular” scheme, when the AI cycle really benefits the top players, so hence, a Ponzi scheme, or pyramid if we feel the second layer will benefit. First big name victim:
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When your oven has a rotisserie setting, you just oblige: Tacos al Pastor 🌮🍹 (adapted @seriouseatsbot.bsky.social recipe)
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I started “morning trading” my daughter’s UTMA account since April. I basically spend 15 minutes doing daily trades based on current events. It’s outperformed my own portfolio, up 56% 1YR (really most of it in last 6 months) — I wish my IRA and 401k had these gains 😂
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We are ready for El Clasico!
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Somebody is very excited about the end of this month 🎃
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just got back home after a great weekend in Napa. We can’t wait to do it again. The only negative is United Airlines not having WiFi on both legs of my trip. And sunburn on my forehead from putting the top down on the convertible too much 😅
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Wine barrel tasting dinners are best with amazing friends! Always a good reason to spend a weekend in Napa.
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It’s never too early for kids to experience how fun science is, more so on weekends. This weekend we built spectrum goggles and used leftover dry ice from a shipment.
September 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ready for her school’s picture day. I can’t believe she’s already in kindergarten.
September 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Roast dinner is the best dinner, and one of the easiest to prepare when you have 3 ovens 😂
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The best 5 years of my life and counting!
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Finally back home after all summer in Europe!
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And family time, of course!
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Also more to venture out!
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
With plenty of museums to explore.
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
London was a quick but eventful 4 days!
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Followed by science museum, which was very educational and hands on!
August 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
End of summer Saturday in Warsaw started with Chocolate Factory, and making some!
August 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That’s still better than moving page navigation inside the search input. Crazy bad patterns.
August 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Super intelligence knows what I meant 😂
August 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Why not make it “smort” and “super-duper-smort”?! 😂
August 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Saw this headline and automatically knew it was in Bali, don’t mess with the monkey mafia 😂
July 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM