José Antonio Márquez
@joseeight.me
I'm a software engineer with an avant-garde mind. Principal Scientist at Adobe. Twitter, Google alum.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/joseeight/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/joseeight/
Honestly, 45 minutes including prep 👨🏻🍳🥘🇪🇸
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Honestly, 45 minutes including prep 👨🏻🍳🥘🇪🇸
When you’re impaired, and so is your opponent, you don’t let the ratings suffer, offer a draw 😂 — we’d probably have higher ratings if we didn’t do this often, but you know we do 😂😂 (I played Nxc3 to take the queen 🙃)
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
When you’re impaired, and so is your opponent, you don’t let the ratings suffer, offer a draw 😂 — we’d probably have higher ratings if we didn’t do this often, but you know we do 😂😂 (I played Nxc3 to take the queen 🙃)
Files going to be heavily:
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November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Files going to be heavily:
Why are we calling it a “circular” scheme, when the AI cycle really benefits the top players, so hence, a Ponzi scheme, or pyramid if we feel the second layer will benefit. First big name victim:
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why are we calling it a “circular” scheme, when the AI cycle really benefits the top players, so hence, a Ponzi scheme, or pyramid if we feel the second layer will benefit. First big name victim:
Tell me it was vibe coding without telling me it was vibe coding 😂
(If the human suspicion of the cause is wrong, and you end up blaming a simple change, guess what, probably nobody understood the change by AI) - PS: I'm pro AI-programming 😅
www.engadget.com/cybersecurit...
(If the human suspicion of the cause is wrong, and you end up blaming a simple change, guess what, probably nobody understood the change by AI) - PS: I'm pro AI-programming 😅
www.engadget.com/cybersecurit...
Cloudflare outage was not caused by a cyber attack
In a blog post, Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince explained the cause of the outage that took a lot of websites offline on November 18.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Tell me it was vibe coding without telling me it was vibe coding 😂
(If the human suspicion of the cause is wrong, and you end up blaming a simple change, guess what, probably nobody understood the change by AI) - PS: I'm pro AI-programming 😅
www.engadget.com/cybersecurit...
(If the human suspicion of the cause is wrong, and you end up blaming a simple change, guess what, probably nobody understood the change by AI) - PS: I'm pro AI-programming 😅
www.engadget.com/cybersecurit...
Peak bubble are flights to SFO where the pre-boarding for elite fliers is half the plane 😂 — and majority are rude with no class or manners.
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Peak bubble are flights to SFO where the pre-boarding for elite fliers is half the plane 😂 — and majority are rude with no class or manners.
I’ve been flying with a single edge razor for over a decade and today I was told it was not allowed. Thankfully I shaved before my flight 😂
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’ve been flying with a single edge razor for over a decade and today I was told it was not allowed. Thankfully I shaved before my flight 😂
It's that time of the year where everyone raises prices to then give us nice "discounts" on Black Friday 😂
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's that time of the year where everyone raises prices to then give us nice "discounts" on Black Friday 😂
I probably should have been a special agent or attorney, more on why to come 😂😅
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I probably should have been a special agent or attorney, more on why to come 😂😅
When your oven has a rotisserie setting, you just oblige: Tacos al Pastor 🌮🍹 (adapted @seriouseatsbot.bsky.social recipe)
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When your oven has a rotisserie setting, you just oblige: Tacos al Pastor 🌮🍹 (adapted @seriouseatsbot.bsky.social recipe)
“When you flush the toilet, the stuff goes downhill, right?” … “We’ve worked that out,”…
😂
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End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“When you flush the toilet, the stuff goes downhill, right?” … “We’ve worked that out,”…
😂
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😂
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These have been some of the most entertaining threads in quite some time. “Felony footlong” needs to be on some menus ASAP.
Neither government nor defense requests anything at this time…not even an afternoon snack. So that—and I know you’ve been waiting for it—is a wrap.
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
These have been some of the most entertaining threads in quite some time. “Felony footlong” needs to be on some menus ASAP.
Congratulations to Nancy Pelosi for retiring 20 years too late. Congress needs term and age limits.
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Congratulations to Nancy Pelosi for retiring 20 years too late. Congress needs term and age limits.
People buying stocks today
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November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
People buying stocks today
Stock market right now
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October 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Stock market right now
I started “morning trading” my daughter’s UTMA account since April. I basically spend 15 minutes doing daily trades based on current events. It’s outperformed my own portfolio, up 56% 1YR (really most of it in last 6 months) — I wish my IRA and 401k had these gains 😂
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I started “morning trading” my daughter’s UTMA account since April. I basically spend 15 minutes doing daily trades based on current events. It’s outperformed my own portfolio, up 56% 1YR (really most of it in last 6 months) — I wish my IRA and 401k had these gains 😂
We are ready for El Clasico!
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We are ready for El Clasico!
Very excited for "skills" as this is going to help create more consistent outputs. I can't wait to try it on my monthly meal planning and then on proper work things 😂
www.anthropic.com/news/skills
www.anthropic.com/news/skills
Claude Skills: Customize AI for your workflows
Build custom Skills to teach Claude specialized tasks. Create once, use everywhere—from spreadsheets to coding. Available across Claude.ai, API, and Code.
www.anthropic.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Very excited for "skills" as this is going to help create more consistent outputs. I can't wait to try it on my monthly meal planning and then on proper work things 😂
www.anthropic.com/news/skills
www.anthropic.com/news/skills
Somebody is very excited about the end of this month 🎃
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Somebody is very excited about the end of this month 🎃
AWS right now:
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October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
AWS right now:
Why is ChatGPT asking me if I want to cyber?
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why is ChatGPT asking me if I want to cyber?
UPS and how they handle tariffs is wild. I just had to pay a $10 brokerage charge on an item worth $3 which no tariffs were due. I then had to pay $42.20 on a $75 purchase, where it is unclear what is actually duties vs just fat-cat fees.
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
UPS and how they handle tariffs is wild. I just had to pay a $10 brokerage charge on an item worth $3 which no tariffs were due. I then had to pay $42.20 on a $75 purchase, where it is unclear what is actually duties vs just fat-cat fees.
I don’t see how we don’t have a market meltdown before end of year. This can’t keep up with the actual reality.
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I don’t see how we don’t have a market meltdown before end of year. This can’t keep up with the actual reality.
If I didn’t win a prize, I’d make everyone pay for it.
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If I didn’t win a prize, I’d make everyone pay for it.