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“…a calm madness.”
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I own a large amount of sneakers and baseball caps.

For the moment that is all you need to know about me.
nothing but respect for my President
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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LMAOOOO
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Midnight in Toronto #WeirdBaseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The only baseball that’s getting ruined is when the Dodgers have runners in scoring position.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wemby is not as impressive after you accept the fact that he is a literal alien from outer space.
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The upcoming #WorldSeries doesn’t have to be about Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake.

If you prefer to be nostalgic you can make it about DJ Quik vs. Snow
October 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
you know when they make the gritty movie version of the louvre heist, it’s probably not gonna be nearly as entertaining as OCEAN’S ELEVEN
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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This just sucks. They already spend almost a league low % of revenue on payroll, it’s completely unnecessary. He loves it there, the fans love him, it’s just garbage if they do this.
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“SEVERANCE but at an Old Navy!”

-aspiring writer with a day-job at Old Navy after watching their first episode of SEVERANCE.
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
conservative Americans if they stop complaining and listen to just one of his records
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
believe me- most of us were hoping the Rapture was really gonna happen, too...

*sigh* see you wednesday
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
success in Hollywood is when you can cameo as yourself in THE STUDIO
September 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
sometimes I wonder what baseball looks like to space aliens
September 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
imagine what they’ll do to you if you burn a confederate flag
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If the Mariners and Padres have the Vedder Cup, then shouldn't the Dodgers and White Sox should have the Eazy Cup?
August 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I hope Travis Kelce doesn’t mind leaving the Christmas lights up until January…
August 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
remember to drink water, friends
August 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I kinda love that Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are hooking up. I hope it lasts and Liam becomes friends with Tommy Lee and they have Sunday barbecues where all three of them eat ribs and make fun of Kid Rock.
July 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Infidelity is one thing, but a Coldplay concert..?

come on man
July 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
how long before he starts wearing a military jacket with medals and shit on it like gaddafi?
July 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Watching THE BEAR will always remind me that the Counting Crows suck ass and can go fuck themselves.
June 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
With the right kind of ears, one can hear the cholo whistles from LFP when watching a televised Dodgers game.
June 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Harris Yulin walked so JK Simmons could run
June 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Wearing OR scrubs to an elementary school graduation is such a flex.
May 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There is an excellent chance the Pope will have a cameo in the final season of THE BEAR.
May 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM