Jordan Vadnais
@jorvad.bsky.social
In Hackney. British American. Son of Minnesota. Father of Banjo 🐺. I will have my naps in this life or the next. 🏳️🌈 🍷🤓
The energy of a guy who wants to father 100s of offspring
“rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge”
June 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The energy of a guy who wants to father 100s of offspring
I hate to say it. If Biden had lost in 2020, we’d be better off. It would have been a continuation of Trump’s slightly-less-horrific first term, and now he’d be gone. The Biden years gave him time to foment rage and consolidate power, all while the DoJ slow rolled prosecutions and failed America.
April 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I hate to say it. If Biden had lost in 2020, we’d be better off. It would have been a continuation of Trump’s slightly-less-horrific first term, and now he’d be gone. The Biden years gave him time to foment rage and consolidate power, all while the DoJ slow rolled prosecutions and failed America.
How are we doing a week with just five pairs of drawers?
Packing light is a science, and if you're the list-making type, the 5-4-3-2-1 method is a great place to start. Here’s what it suggests for a weeklong trip: nyti.ms/3Gje6uh
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
How are we doing a week with just five pairs of drawers?
The cruelty is the point. Their moral depravity has no bottom.
no criminal record
no gang ties
no tattoos
active pending asylum case
**19 years old**
sent by trump to prison (forever?) in el salvador
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
no gang ties
no tattoos
active pending asylum case
**19 years old**
sent by trump to prison (forever?) in el salvador
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Ice deports Venezuelan teen despite reportedly knowing he was not a target
Merwil Gutiérrez sent from New York to El Salvador prison although family says he has no criminal history or gang ties
www.theguardian.com
April 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The cruelty is the point. Their moral depravity has no bottom.
He will always “flirt with” unless we just admit he’s done it.
News Analysis: President Trump has refused to return a deported migrant. Scholars say he’s now flirting with a lawless defiance of court orders, a path with an uncertain end.
Trump Grows Increasingly Combative in Showdowns With the Courts
Scholars say that the Trump administration is now flirting with lawless defiance of court orders, a path with an uncertain end.
www.nytimes.com
April 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
He will always “flirt with” unless we just admit he’s done it.
Hey what’s one quick thing Elon could do next time he’s around Trump to regain his reputation and also get his lost fortunes back? I’ll compile the best ideas and send them to that “5 things I did this week” email address.
April 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hey what’s one quick thing Elon could do next time he’s around Trump to regain his reputation and also get his lost fortunes back? I’ll compile the best ideas and send them to that “5 things I did this week” email address.
Maybe Trump and Elon are court jesters and JD is the real danger…
April 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Maybe Trump and Elon are court jesters and JD is the real danger…
Fuck Trump. My dad needs this.
Trump just canceled Biden’s proposed rule to allow Medicare to cover weight loss drugs like Wegovy.
Trump administration drops Biden's proposal of Medicare weight-loss drug coverage
The Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services said on Friday it did not move forward with a proposal put forth by the Biden administration on Medicare coverage of weight-loss drugs such as Novo Nordisk's Wegovy.
www.reuters.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fuck Trump. My dad needs this.
Say what you will about MSNBC, but there is no one else in media with @maddow.msnbc.com’s combination of skilled storytelling and grasp of historical context. After Trump’s first 100 days, I lament her going back to a once-a-week show. Her voice is a salve in these insane times.
April 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Say what you will about MSNBC, but there is no one else in media with @maddow.msnbc.com’s combination of skilled storytelling and grasp of historical context. After Trump’s first 100 days, I lament her going back to a once-a-week show. Her voice is a salve in these insane times.
Lots of faces becoming leopard lunch lately
April 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lots of faces becoming leopard lunch lately
Just ate a kiwi – skin and all – and I feel alive. What a thrill!
April 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just ate a kiwi – skin and all – and I feel alive. What a thrill!
Why do I feel like this is all going to end with Greenland taking over the US
March 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Why do I feel like this is all going to end with Greenland taking over the US
The new ChatGPT image gen is going to be the death of me.
March 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The new ChatGPT image gen is going to be the death of me.
I’m envious of people that can go away for three nights and fit everything they need into a weekender bag. I need walking around shoes, nice-ish dinner shoes, and fitness shoes and I’m already out of space.
March 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m envious of people that can go away for three nights and fit everything they need into a weekender bag. I need walking around shoes, nice-ish dinner shoes, and fitness shoes and I’m already out of space.
Someone thought dragging firewood into my office would encourage me to wrap up my calls. He was right.
March 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Someone thought dragging firewood into my office would encourage me to wrap up my calls. He was right.
@profgalloway.com tidier punchline: “I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face”
March 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@profgalloway.com tidier punchline: “I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face”
13 years ago I broke out into head to toe guttate psoriasis that lasted 2.5 years. It put me in the darkest place of my life. After I had my tonsils out, it went away for over 10 years. Until now. Woke up to legs covered in familiar spots and it’s escalating. Trying desperately to keep it together 😣
February 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
13 years ago I broke out into head to toe guttate psoriasis that lasted 2.5 years. It put me in the darkest place of my life. After I had my tonsils out, it went away for over 10 years. Until now. Woke up to legs covered in familiar spots and it’s escalating. Trying desperately to keep it together 😣
These mean fuckers really really hate themselves a trans person
January 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
These mean fuckers really really hate themselves a trans person
The condition? Existing in 2025.
January 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The condition? Existing in 2025.
For real tho why isn’t the ozempic working on Elon?
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
For real tho why isn’t the ozempic working on Elon?
Everyone on this site is talking about Traitors that I don’t recognise and I now realise they’re airing the UK and US seasons simultaneously. And to my US friends, please watch the UK Traitors! It’s far superior without the reality tv people!
January 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Everyone on this site is talking about Traitors that I don’t recognise and I now realise they’re airing the UK and US seasons simultaneously. And to my US friends, please watch the UK Traitors! It’s far superior without the reality tv people!
Fucken weird
Obama and Trump yucking it up at Carter's funeral
January 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fucken weird