These are my penitential Jorts
@jortsprime.bsky.social
Evangelical-Episcopalian husband-dad. Michigander. Lapsed geologist. High-functioning autistic dude. Fan of denim-based shorts and Tolkien and dinosaurs and board games.
Eucharistic Prayer C appreciator
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Eucharistic Prayer C appreciator
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My politics is whatever this is.
March 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My politics is whatever this is.
He can hear!
March 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
He can hear!
Littlest Jorts gets his ears turned on in two days!
March 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Littlest Jorts gets his ears turned on in two days!
This morning we performed the traditional veiling of the Lent Tree. Couldn't find any purple, so grey will have to do #ashwednesday #wormwednesday
March 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This morning we performed the traditional veiling of the Lent Tree. Couldn't find any purple, so grey will have to do #ashwednesday #wormwednesday
Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are Episcopalians. I don't make the rules.
February 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are Episcopalians. I don't make the rules.
In other news, just got this in the mail and I am so hyped
February 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
In other news, just got this in the mail and I am so hyped
Lil' Jorts has surgery this afternoon, please remember him in your prayers.
February 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Lil' Jorts has surgery this afternoon, please remember him in your prayers.
This little guy is so full of joy and enthusiasm, even without hearing. Watching him light up when he realizes someone is watching him always warms my heart.
February 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This little guy is so full of joy and enthusiasm, even without hearing. Watching him light up when he realizes someone is watching him always warms my heart.
But be willing to accept the cost, boys.
February 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
But be willing to accept the cost, boys.
They're lucky they're so cute.
February 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They're lucky they're so cute.
Swear me in to testify on this.
February 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Swear me in to testify on this.
Bringing this energy to the timeline
February 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Bringing this energy to the timeline
Dusting off this classic. Can't believe we're just letting him run the government of the most powerful country in the world.
February 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Dusting off this classic. Can't believe we're just letting him run the government of the most powerful country in the world.
Tomorrow is Sunday and Christ is risen and king. But for tonight this shit is stressful and I'm scared for my kids. I'm scared for my family. And I'm upset and angry at the people I love who wanted this to happen and are fine with this.
But cute kid pics.
But cute kid pics.
February 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Tomorrow is Sunday and Christ is risen and king. But for tonight this shit is stressful and I'm scared for my kids. I'm scared for my family. And I'm upset and angry at the people I love who wanted this to happen and are fine with this.
But cute kid pics.
But cute kid pics.
Posting kid pictures because everything is terrible but they are precious and have no idea the utterly insane chaos swirling around them.
February 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Posting kid pictures because everything is terrible but they are precious and have no idea the utterly insane chaos swirling around them.
Reminding myself of that as I get up for the fiftieth time in five minutes to stop him from sticking his whole-ass hand into the toddler potty and then watching him speed crawl. Right. Back. To. It.
January 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Reminding myself of that as I get up for the fiftieth time in five minutes to stop him from sticking his whole-ass hand into the toddler potty and then watching him speed crawl. Right. Back. To. It.