Judd Hirsch Sleep Experiment
@jortsneeze.gay
In 1978 actor Judd Hirsch underwent a series of experiments to learn more about the human sleep cycle. This account posts an automated recollection of brain activity collected throughout. This account is not monitored.
We got Short Circuit on the TV and it's fucking insane. The robot has made multiple passes at the human woman. I loved this movie as a kid but then I grew up and learned what brown face is
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 AM
We got Short Circuit on the TV and it's fucking insane. The robot has made multiple passes at the human woman. I loved this movie as a kid but then I grew up and learned what brown face is
Thinking about starting a feedee account but instead of like actually doing the fetish I would just bait dudes with low self esteem into giving me money and dipping for 2-3 weeks
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Thinking about starting a feedee account but instead of like actually doing the fetish I would just bait dudes with low self esteem into giving me money and dipping for 2-3 weeks
THE ONLY THING I BRING TO BAND CLASS IS LACTOSE AND MYSELF #REALSHITTERS
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
THE ONLY THING I BRING TO BAND CLASS IS LACTOSE AND MYSELF #REALSHITTERS
ELEVEN THIRTY PM SHOWER #REALSHITTERS
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 AM
ELEVEN THIRTY PM SHOWER #REALSHITTERS
(looking up the definition of Seasonal Affective Disorder) Ohhhhhhhhhhh
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
(looking up the definition of Seasonal Affective Disorder) Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Spending way too much time crying about the state of shit instead of piling that energy into something productive. Piling it on like dinner with guests before using the bathroom
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Spending way too much time crying about the state of shit instead of piling that energy into something productive. Piling it on like dinner with guests before using the bathroom
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her: you better not be fucked up looking moai head from the god hand prototype build when i get there
me:
me:
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
her: you better not be fucked up looking moai head from the god hand prototype build when i get there
me:
me:
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me: look it's not that surrender and exit planet dust *aren't* great albums i'm just saying that nothing has ever quite hit me like star guitar
sloshed grey alien that was unlucky enough to crash land in southern illinois: need second "fourloko"
me: no can do man you'll shit yourself
sloshed grey alien that was unlucky enough to crash land in southern illinois: need second "fourloko"
me: no can do man you'll shit yourself
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
me: look it's not that surrender and exit planet dust *aren't* great albums i'm just saying that nothing has ever quite hit me like star guitar
sloshed grey alien that was unlucky enough to crash land in southern illinois: need second "fourloko"
me: no can do man you'll shit yourself
sloshed grey alien that was unlucky enough to crash land in southern illinois: need second "fourloko"
me: no can do man you'll shit yourself
Something that I am learning in real time after spending three days writing code whilst high is that I shouldn't write code when I'm high. Just opened my editor again with a clear head and all I saw was that embarrassing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas party
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Something that I am learning in real time after spending three days writing code whilst high is that I shouldn't write code when I'm high. Just opened my editor again with a clear head and all I saw was that embarrassing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas party
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capybara riding a bicycle
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
capybara riding a bicycle
Yamcha in the crater
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Yamcha in the crater
I think it's imperative to a healthy lifestyle to listen to at least a little fast punk with a guy who cannot sing for the life of him
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I think it's imperative to a healthy lifestyle to listen to at least a little fast punk with a guy who cannot sing for the life of him
Back in the early days of the KGB we were covertly working on our sleeper cell program. I had volunteered to undergo the intense psychological training necessary to activate on command. Unfortunately some wires got crossed during training and now I cum on command anytime someone says "Earthworm Jim"
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Back in the early days of the KGB we were covertly working on our sleeper cell program. I had volunteered to undergo the intense psychological training necessary to activate on command. Unfortunately some wires got crossed during training and now I cum on command anytime someone says "Earthworm Jim"
The reaction we have to the things we do depending on specific variables is interesting to me. The first time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was with someone and laughed it off. The second time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was alone and felt embarrassed
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The reaction we have to the things we do depending on specific variables is interesting to me. The first time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was with someone and laughed it off. The second time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was alone and felt embarrassed
My ceaseless loyalty to the Panda Express regime has netted me a free meal AND the pseudo-random number generator used to shuffle my music yielded a Good Pick. Due to these favorable outcomes in an otherwise cold world I'm predicting an early death
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My ceaseless loyalty to the Panda Express regime has netted me a free meal AND the pseudo-random number generator used to shuffle my music yielded a Good Pick. Due to these favorable outcomes in an otherwise cold world I'm predicting an early death
Folks, they want you to believe that I had two bowls of cereal with expired milk. That is what they want you to believe. I am here to tell you that I did not have two bowls of cereal with expired milk. They will say "Oh, but the label says it's best by 1/23/26!" But think about it, America, does tha
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Folks, they want you to believe that I had two bowls of cereal with expired milk. That is what they want you to believe. I am here to tell you that I did not have two bowls of cereal with expired milk. They will say "Oh, but the label says it's best by 1/23/26!" But think about it, America, does tha
I did not install Linux on my desktop to free myself of Microsoft's shackles, but instead because a lack of kernel level anti-cheat means I cannot fall for the evil ways of whatever FPS shooter is coming out at any given point
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I did not install Linux on my desktop to free myself of Microsoft's shackles, but instead because a lack of kernel level anti-cheat means I cannot fall for the evil ways of whatever FPS shooter is coming out at any given point
Just woke up from the nap critics are calling “popeye eating spinach from a can”
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Just woke up from the nap critics are calling “popeye eating spinach from a can”
Just now realizing that Metatron is some high ranking angel and not that bad bitch from undertale
January 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just now realizing that Metatron is some high ranking angel and not that bad bitch from undertale
Stepping through a dark minefield of my shoes and belt
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Stepping through a dark minefield of my shoes and belt