Kate Garraway Enjoyer
@jorisbinned.bsky.social
I'm so useless, I can't bear it! Nobody's pleased to see me.
Storming the BBC to explain what a news alert is, certainly not this when the fucking news at ten is airing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Storming the BBC to explain what a news alert is, certainly not this when the fucking news at ten is airing.
Starmer and Nandy applying themselves to literally any situation:
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Starmer and Nandy applying themselves to literally any situation:
A coronation I heard for the one true queen
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A coronation I heard for the one true queen
Nobody:
The Literal Pope:
The Literal Pope:
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Nobody:
The Literal Pope:
The Literal Pope:
Morgan McSweeney plotting his and Keir's exit from Downing Street
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Morgan McSweeney plotting his and Keir's exit from Downing Street
this is an absolute mood but not for AN ASPIRING POLITICIAN AND PRIME MINISTER 😵💫
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
this is an absolute mood but not for AN ASPIRING POLITICIAN AND PRIME MINISTER 😵💫
New reason to live into the middle of the new year just dropped
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
New reason to live into the middle of the new year just dropped
Disheartening to see them appearing on eBay already - think you should find out who this is and cancel their preorder!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Disheartening to see them appearing on eBay already - think you should find out who this is and cancel their preorder!!
When it's the first time and he goes in obsequiously
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
When it's the first time and he goes in obsequiously
Keir Starmer has been spotted being escorted out of Londis Regent's Park shouting "I am the Prime minister and you will serve me strawberry sidekick NOW"
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Keir Starmer has been spotted being escorted out of Londis Regent's Park shouting "I am the Prime minister and you will serve me strawberry sidekick NOW"
Sir Beer is LOOSE
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Sir Beer is LOOSE
Easy mistake to make
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Easy mistake to make
Makes me long for David Mundell
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Makes me long for David Mundell
Keir Starmer Sunday night after Wes Streeting ends up couping Lucy Powell by mistake
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Keir Starmer Sunday night after Wes Streeting ends up couping Lucy Powell by mistake
Me when I'm an ally of Starmer
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me when I'm an ally of Starmer
???? I feel like I'm living in a different reality to whatever the Labour Leaders "allies" are...where has this even come from?
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
???? I feel like I'm living in a different reality to whatever the Labour Leaders "allies" are...where has this even come from?
Tom Hooper you will pay
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tom Hooper you will pay
I am at The Gwenno Show - Labour front bench take note this is how you pull off a cunty bob (the music is good too I suppose)
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I am at The Gwenno Show - Labour front bench take note this is how you pull off a cunty bob (the music is good too I suppose)
Wait was this Magneto all along?
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wait was this Magneto all along?
this government is absolutely rudderless and scrambling worse than ever before Jesus Christ can we just dump Starmer already aaaargh
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
this government is absolutely rudderless and scrambling worse than ever before Jesus Christ can we just dump Starmer already aaaargh