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jordywonderland.bsky.social
@jordywonderland.bsky.social
okay, rebrand
thank you universe ✨
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 PM
i don’t think angie called lisa barlow as often as she’s saying. seems like it might be the other way around 🧐
November 30, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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Today begins my favorite time of year. The time where you don’t really know what day of the week it is anymore. Friday? Sunday? It doesn’t matter.
November 29, 2024 at 7:32 PM
the thought of my hypothetical children never knowing what a toy store is, really blows my mind.
November 30, 2024 at 3:42 AM
young tom hanks was a hunk!
November 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM
drew got them river-dancing to ice spice
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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I love being around Black people being loud.
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
yall have friends who you. hate drinking with?
November 28, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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MUUSSTTAAARRRRRDDDDD
November 27, 2024 at 6:42 AM
November 27, 2024 at 2:33 AM
girl, interrupted was incredible
November 26, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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Evening Snack anyone ?
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
they have the military’s finest agents regulating the theaters for wicked. i’m actually afraid.
November 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
i stopped myself from getting a hotdog pillow at target today and honestly, i regret that decision.
November 24, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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hot girls have stomach problems 💖
November 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
this coachella lineup has strong 2019 vibes
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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this app got me wanting to text my thoughts to 40404
November 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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woke up early for the RHOBH season premiere
November 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 12:59 PM
i just don’t ever think i’ll be down for the random freestyle session.
November 20, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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DR OZ

LMAO!
November 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Dr. Oz as head of medicaid and medicare.

Y'all. We gotta be living in the great upside down. Everything is so absurd that I don't need The Onion to write anything else.

And it'd be funny if it weren't so deeply tragic.
November 19, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:12 AM
i know my sleep schedule is back on track because i’m waking up at 8am again.
November 19, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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suspect is black but can’t learn the tamia shuffle after countless attempts at trying
November 18, 2024 at 11:03 PM