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jordynnn.bsky.social
jordyn
@jordynnn.bsky.social
avid carlos sainz appreciator.
I like sports and pop culture.
upper midwest, 32, queer, she/her.
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🏎️: 55
🏒: penguins
⚾️: brewers, baby
🎾: alcaraz
🏈: bama

🎶: lewis capaldi forever, semi-swiftie, divorced mom country from the 00’s
📺: teen wolf…that’s it
📚: romantasy, xaden riorson trash, idk im still learning what i like

♦️: i talk abt my kid a lot, fair warning
Charles to Aston Martin is basically a guarantee at this point, right? Lol
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Tbf idk how/why he could do anything when he’s ahead but I know that forehead has some gears and wheels turning. Come on sheriff, take one for the team
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
George Russell you have the opportunity to change the trajectory of life as we know it…….. please……….
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’ve started learning how to use gel polish and make my own press on nails and.

The first 2 photos are the first set I made, and then the last one is the one I made for my friend last night and I’m honestly so proud hahahah
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sometimes I get on a Darren Criss kick and I just. That man deserves so much mainstream success
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Me when Carlos sainz exists
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The flavor of autism I have involves tracking flights which sometimes means filtering by aircraft type which sometimes means following a Norwegian medevac helicopter which then sometimes means opening the marinetracker app and finding the ship it rescued someone from
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I hope men understand that it is very very rare for anyone who is not a woman’s lover, close friend, or relative to stand up for her when another man insults her in a room of other men. It is incredibly unusual. They may not join in the bullying, but they’re unwilling to step in to stop it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I have always had sensitive hearing but it’s gotten so bad in the last year that I frequently have to unplug electronics because I can hear the electricity. In fact at night I have to unplug something in the next room over bc I can hear it. Just had to unplug a charger to heat wasn’t even in use rn
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It’s 3 am and my body just does not want to sleep
a man wearing a schitts creek sweater looks confused
ALT: a man wearing a schitts creek sweater looks confused
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
My son came home with a fever yesterday and we ended up going to the clinic, he’s got another ear infection.. he had his 2nd set of tubes placed June but one of them was rejected by his ear drum and fell out, so now he’s going to have to have a third surgery
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
One step away from Sorry Sisters 😭
🚨BREAKING: John Elkann has released a statement clarifying his comments about Ferrari’s Formula 1 drivers.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It is so exhausting being a Carlos Alcaraz fan
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I have a projector in my bedroom and I’ve started playing ambiance videos at night while I read and it is literally so peaceful. This is my YouTube history at this point lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I mean, according to this episode of Little Einsteins my son is watching, all you need to win the Monaco Grand Prix is a race car with a trumpet for an engine…. Idk why f1 teams haven’t considered this
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s so crazy that there was no f1 season in 2025. Will it be back for 2026 you think?
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Mood
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you want to know what it’s like in America rn I just spent 2 hours making a grocery list for my family of 3, split up between 3 different stores, taking any extras off… still $250. For one week. £190/€216.

Wasn’t this administration supposed to make groceries cheaper?
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.

But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Sprint races are stupid anyway why are we still doing this
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Somewhere Zak brown is cheersing an entire table rn
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don’t even give a shit about basketball Like That but my fyp has been sad Luka Doncic edits for days and I fear I am still not over him being traded
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM