Jordyn Armstrong
@jordynarmstrong.bsky.social
You know what, with the way this year been going…
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You know what, with the way this year been going…
I’ve definitely started using “weak ass ball sack” & love the look of WTF on their faces ~ that’s right, talking about you!! 🤣😂
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’ve definitely started using “weak ass ball sack” & love the look of WTF on their faces ~ that’s right, talking about you!! 🤣😂
I’ve lived in multiple states & a Thai restaurant is always nearby. They know I’m one of their regulars.
It’s my little comfort treat after a long week.
It’s my little comfort treat after a long week.
Their has to be a study done about how damn near every black woman is in love with asian cuisine. Lmaoo
October 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’ve lived in multiple states & a Thai restaurant is always nearby. They know I’m one of their regulars.
It’s my little comfort treat after a long week.
It’s my little comfort treat after a long week.
Garden 🪴 View might be the more quiet option. Where the pool 🏊🏾♀️ view might be busy all spring and summer.
Tryna decide if I want a Garden View or a Pool View
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October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Garden 🪴 View might be the more quiet option. Where the pool 🏊🏾♀️ view might be busy all spring and summer.
Member of the Bitches Wanna Swoon Crew~ I was so pissed when there wasn’t a RomCom for Valentine’s Day, a slasher movie was promoted at the movies. Hell even Santa Claus was killing people last year.
Give me my holiday RomComs back!!
Give me my holiday RomComs back!!
The problem is we don’t put fine ass men in rom coms no more. They get sent straight to action, thriller and super hero movies. Bring back chick flicks. Bitches just wanna swoon 😩
September 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Member of the Bitches Wanna Swoon Crew~ I was so pissed when there wasn’t a RomCom for Valentine’s Day, a slasher movie was promoted at the movies. Hell even Santa Claus was killing people last year.
Give me my holiday RomComs back!!
Give me my holiday RomComs back!!
Because of K dramas, captions are on all the time.
Y’all be watching TV with the captions on?
July 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Because of K dramas, captions are on all the time.
I had to show this to my brother. He’s the CEO of the Y back home in our small town, the pool is being renovated, and they are on his ass!!
So, just a little encouragement that his pool isn’t the only one going through it 🤣😂
So, just a little encouragement that his pool isn’t the only one going through it 🤣😂
Not only does this country suck, the pool is closed today
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July 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I had to show this to my brother. He’s the CEO of the Y back home in our small town, the pool is being renovated, and they are on his ass!!
So, just a little encouragement that his pool isn’t the only one going through it 🤣😂
So, just a little encouragement that his pool isn’t the only one going through it 🤣😂
@friendzonepod.bsky.social please add this to Assanté’s list of this AI bullshit!!
🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
June 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@friendzonepod.bsky.social please add this to Assanté’s list of this AI bullshit!!
I just started episode 4 & how does her mom never notice how uncomfortable she is when Christian is around or brought up in conversation!!
#ForeverNetflix
#ForeverNetflix
I hope I’m never that disconnected from my future daughter that she doesn’t feel comfortable enough to share with me that fuck boy released a sex tape of her and then feels inclined to go to prom with him just to please me 😩 #Forever #ForeverNetflix
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June 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I just started episode 4 & how does her mom never notice how uncomfortable she is when Christian is around or brought up in conversation!!
#ForeverNetflix
#ForeverNetflix
I’m just now on episode 4 and I empathize with Keisha too BUT young lady you not about to have my son lying to me #ForeverNetflix
I’m 4 episodes in and Keisha has irritated my soul but Lovie Simone is so good with her acting that I empathize with her. #ForeverNetflix
June 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m just now on episode 4 and I empathize with Keisha too BUT young lady you not about to have my son lying to me #ForeverNetflix
As the manager of the family group chat, it’s a mess just trying to get everyone to check in during the holidays!!
My mom celebrated a milestone birthday, I was barely hanging on gathering everyone for that.
My mom celebrated a milestone birthday, I was barely hanging on gathering everyone for that.
May 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
As the manager of the family group chat, it’s a mess just trying to get everyone to check in during the holidays!!
My mom celebrated a milestone birthday, I was barely hanging on gathering everyone for that.
My mom celebrated a milestone birthday, I was barely hanging on gathering everyone for that.
I’m still in love with you ♥️❤️
April 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I’m still in love with you ♥️❤️
I know it pisses him off how people try to force him to be black 😂
When his MAGA wife disrespected him with that couples quiz, I knew then that’s a biracial white man 🤣
When his MAGA wife disrespected him with that couples quiz, I knew then that’s a biracial white man 🤣
Y’all wanna label Patrick White Ass Mahomes as a Black QB so bad and it’s so not it. He is a biracial white man 😂
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I know it pisses him off how people try to force him to be black 😂
When his MAGA wife disrespected him with that couples quiz, I knew then that’s a biracial white man 🤣
When his MAGA wife disrespected him with that couples quiz, I knew then that’s a biracial white man 🤣
I’m prior ~ service military and currently work for the federal gov’t, supporting a couple of branches of the military.
And baby so many of them don’t even look good in uniform anymore. They won’t get a shape up or fix that damn uniform. Of all people, why do you all look like this!!
And baby so many of them don’t even look good in uniform anymore. They won’t get a shape up or fix that damn uniform. Of all people, why do you all look like this!!
No seriously, I need a study conducted on why there are so many more attractive women in the world than there are men
Like you just look outside and see attractive womenfolk, but conversely the women STAY tambout the dearth of attractive men
Like you just look outside and see attractive womenfolk, but conversely the women STAY tambout the dearth of attractive men
January 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m prior ~ service military and currently work for the federal gov’t, supporting a couple of branches of the military.
And baby so many of them don’t even look good in uniform anymore. They won’t get a shape up or fix that damn uniform. Of all people, why do you all look like this!!
And baby so many of them don’t even look good in uniform anymore. They won’t get a shape up or fix that damn uniform. Of all people, why do you all look like this!!