I need a gummy, a lobster roll and my bed. STAT.
January 30, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I need a gummy, a lobster roll and my bed. STAT.
I interviewed a Gen Z person today. it felt like i was watching a TikTok series. lovely person but omg
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I interviewed a Gen Z person today. it felt like i was watching a TikTok series. lovely person but omg
The way Diana marched into that clinic with GLEE 😂. IKTR! #tellmelies
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The way Diana marched into that clinic with GLEE 😂. IKTR! #tellmelies
Me: omg it’s freezing in here. Let me bundle up and turn the heat on.
Also me *10 minutes later*: IT’S HOT. Omg. I can’t breathe. Get these clothes offa me!!!
Also me *10 minutes later*: IT’S HOT. Omg. I can’t breathe. Get these clothes offa me!!!
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Me: omg it’s freezing in here. Let me bundle up and turn the heat on.
Also me *10 minutes later*: IT’S HOT. Omg. I can’t breathe. Get these clothes offa me!!!
Also me *10 minutes later*: IT’S HOT. Omg. I can’t breathe. Get these clothes offa me!!!
Seattle and the Patriots.
britney spears is making a funny face with her tongue out .
ALT: britney spears is making a funny face with her tongue out .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Seattle and the Patriots.
This is what he did with his Pizza Hut commercial money
I just fell to my knees in my basement 🥹
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
This is what he did with his Pizza Hut commercial money
Sad Houston didn’t get a snow day ☹️. Last year’s was so fun
January 25, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Sad Houston didn’t get a snow day ☹️. Last year’s was so fun
My man is being his normal, lovable self but PMS is making me want to push him off a cliff 🥰
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 PM
My man is being his normal, lovable self but PMS is making me want to push him off a cliff 🥰
the entire country is propped up by Microsoft and an Allen wrench.
My God, we are not prepared for a real collapse
My God, we are not prepared for a real collapse
January 22, 2026 at 11:12 PM
the entire country is propped up by Microsoft and an Allen wrench.
My God, we are not prepared for a real collapse
My God, we are not prepared for a real collapse
MICROSOFT, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
MICROSOFT, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!
shooting pains in my breasts are a new PMS symptom no one warned me about 🫠
January 22, 2026 at 6:44 PM
shooting pains in my breasts are a new PMS symptom no one warned me about 🫠
also, how is it that i now have to prepare yearly for freezes/snow AND hurricanes??! Al Gore was right!
January 22, 2026 at 5:35 PM
also, how is it that i now have to prepare yearly for freezes/snow AND hurricanes??! Al Gore was right!
this week is long af for no reason. and I was off Monday!! 😩
January 22, 2026 at 5:32 PM
this week is long af for no reason. and I was off Monday!! 😩
Men used to boast about gate keeping marriage and now that women are gate keeping civilization’s existence they’re whining and crying. Loudly.
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Men used to boast about gate keeping marriage and now that women are gate keeping civilization’s existence they’re whining and crying. Loudly.
We really need to adopt the “bride price” in our culture because… 😬
January 19, 2026 at 4:04 PM
We really need to adopt the “bride price” in our culture because… 😬
I’m behind on every show I’ve ever watched. I might never catch up
January 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I’m behind on every show I’ve ever watched. I might never catch up
I have no pictures from 2016 so I can’t even post a lil throwback on instagram. I think that’s the year I went from a Samsung to an iPhone so maybe that’s why?
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I have no pictures from 2016 so I can’t even post a lil throwback on instagram. I think that’s the year I went from a Samsung to an iPhone so maybe that’s why?
Why are you applying to jobs if you’re not ready to interview immediately?
WHY ARE YOU APPLYING TO JOBS IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELY???
WHY ARE YOU APPLYING TO JOBS IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELY???
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Why are you applying to jobs if you’re not ready to interview immediately?
WHY ARE YOU APPLYING TO JOBS IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELY???
WHY ARE YOU APPLYING TO JOBS IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELY???
after the Cowboy Carter fiasco, I refuse to purchase tickets when they go on sale. Catch me the day of the concert when resellers are desperate to move inventory!
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
after the Cowboy Carter fiasco, I refuse to purchase tickets when they go on sale. Catch me the day of the concert when resellers are desperate to move inventory!
I think kids should be spoiled. The just can’t be ungrateful and entitled with it
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I think kids should be spoiled. The just can’t be ungrateful and entitled with it
Marco Rubio has no poker face.
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Marco Rubio has no poker face.
Either pregnant, a friend/family member, or a man!
Somebody pregnant?!
Kristy’s cheating and cackling husband, Desmond has made a formal statement! 👀
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Either pregnant, a friend/family member, or a man!
The manipulation in that third paragraph is something. “Toward the end of 2025…”
10 days ago??!!
10 days ago??!!
Kristy’s cheating and cackling husband, Desmond has made a formal statement! 👀
January 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The manipulation in that third paragraph is something. “Toward the end of 2025…”
10 days ago??!!
10 days ago??!!
And I had to fire someone recently for placing unsecured website links on our public site. Negligent and dumb. A lawsuit for leaking PHI or PII can be catastrophic.
January 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
And I had to fire someone recently for placing unsecured website links on our public site. Negligent and dumb. A lawsuit for leaking PHI or PII can be catastrophic.