jordan 🍖💧
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"You Saved" is so funny. here's how much more we normally pretend this costs
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"You Saved" is so funny. here's how much more we normally pretend this costs
it should be a good stream
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
it should be a good stream
in the first issue of spider-man they repeatedly refer to him as both "peter parker" and "peter palmer" and at one point he uses his spider-sense to geolocate a flying helicopter
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
in the first issue of spider-man they repeatedly refer to him as both "peter parker" and "peter palmer" and at one point he uses his spider-sense to geolocate a flying helicopter
Stanley could sell his new guitar for a life-changing amount of money, but can he survive the nightmare it has to show him first? jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Stanley could sell his new guitar for a life-changing amount of money, but can he survive the nightmare it has to show him first? jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
found my Control screenshots folder
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
found my Control screenshots folder
today i received a second letter saying that actually it's gonna be $682.10/month lol
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
today i received a second letter saying that actually it's gonna be $682.10/month lol
i'm sure someone else has pointed this out already but Gabriela by KATSEYE and Jolene are the same song
![[Pre-Chorus: Lara & Sophia]
Like, ooh
You got everybody's eyes undressing you
And I see it too
Yeah, ooh
You could have anyone else you wanted to
I'm beggin' you
[Chorus: Yoonchae, Manon, Lara & Daniela]
Hands off, Gabriela, Gabriela
Hands off, Gabriela-la-la
Back off of my fella, Gabriela
Back off, Gabriela-la-la
'Cause, ooh
You could have anyone else you wanted to
I'm beggin' you (Hey)
Hands off, Gabriela, Gabriela
Hands off, Gabriela-la-la, la-la-la-la
[Verse 2: Megan & Yoonchae]
Skin amaretto
I bet you taste just like the summer
Under the covers (Hey)
Me in the middle
Overprotective of my lover
You make me wonder](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iyevdybszvsspxepnxhlg65d/bafkreidwqbz4ejfpkh4ty3hy45ofuxqnsshvkf44e2xzvhyhmkjpqxxdry@jpeg)
![[Verse 2]
He talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothin' I can do to keep
From cryin' when he calls your name, Jolene
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, Jolene
[Chorus]
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
[Verse 3]
You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me, Jolene
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Jolene
[Chorus]
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Jolene, Jolene](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iyevdybszvsspxepnxhlg65d/bafkreiasxjgzjwyt5r7fzygxphuvyzl2zqgjyxhxlvwofw3trpxus5px4y@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i'm sure someone else has pointed this out already but Gabriela by KATSEYE and Jolene are the same song
these are the same problem
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
these are the same problem
this is what i'm fucking talking about
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
this is what i'm fucking talking about
love the new mon hun wilds update
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
love the new mon hun wilds update
