Jordiotto
@jordiotto.bsky.social
Eurovision, wrestling, video games and for some reason baseball.
I lost to Subwoolfer in MGP 2022
I lost to Subwoolfer in MGP 2022
For the second time in under a year, some PirateSoftware drama has made me lose interest in an entire genre of YouTube creators.
This might be what growing up is like.
This might be what growing up is like.
June 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
For the second time in under a year, some PirateSoftware drama has made me lose interest in an entire genre of YouTube creators.
This might be what growing up is like.
This might be what growing up is like.
In a way I kind of want Jorgeous to win this season, if for no other reason than because it means they will never show up on my television again uninvited. #dragraceallstars
June 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In a way I kind of want Jorgeous to win this season, if for no other reason than because it means they will never show up on my television again uninvited. #dragraceallstars
April 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Stop thinking about day 26 when you aren't going to make it to day 6
March 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Stop thinking about day 26 when you aren't going to make it to day 6
Finally finished the Traitors US.
This is a show that rewards traitors for being smart, and rewards faithfuls for being stupid, and somehow faithfuls have won 2 of the 3 seasons
This is a show that rewards traitors for being smart, and rewards faithfuls for being stupid, and somehow faithfuls have won 2 of the 3 seasons
March 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Finally finished the Traitors US.
This is a show that rewards traitors for being smart, and rewards faithfuls for being stupid, and somehow faithfuls have won 2 of the 3 seasons
This is a show that rewards traitors for being smart, and rewards faithfuls for being stupid, and somehow faithfuls have won 2 of the 3 seasons
For the first time since my partner and I have followed Eurovision, this year might actually be a skip
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
For the first time since my partner and I have followed Eurovision, this year might actually be a skip
This is specifically in reference to copyright claims against the Icelandic entry in Eurovision:
Hebrew isn't exactly a common language in Iceland, musically or otherwise. I honestly think it's weird that the first thought is plagiarism and not coincidence.
Hebrew isn't exactly a common language in Iceland, musically or otherwise. I honestly think it's weird that the first thought is plagiarism and not coincidence.
February 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This is specifically in reference to copyright claims against the Icelandic entry in Eurovision:
Hebrew isn't exactly a common language in Iceland, musically or otherwise. I honestly think it's weird that the first thought is plagiarism and not coincidence.
Hebrew isn't exactly a common language in Iceland, musically or otherwise. I honestly think it's weird that the first thought is plagiarism and not coincidence.
I hope I stay around the Eurovision sphere long enough for someone to grill me on why my favourite show was 2017.
February 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I hope I stay around the Eurovision sphere long enough for someone to grill me on why my favourite show was 2017.
My feelings regarding Poland's national selection: I'm happy.
Daria proved that she can sing live, she just needs a better song.
Kuba will go to Eurovision in like 2028.
Lusterka was so good.
Justyna needed this.
Daria proved that she can sing live, she just needs a better song.
Kuba will go to Eurovision in like 2028.
Lusterka was so good.
Justyna needed this.
February 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My feelings regarding Poland's national selection: I'm happy.
Daria proved that she can sing live, she just needs a better song.
Kuba will go to Eurovision in like 2028.
Lusterka was so good.
Justyna needed this.
Daria proved that she can sing live, she just needs a better song.
Kuba will go to Eurovision in like 2028.
Lusterka was so good.
Justyna needed this.
I keep complaining about Norway this year, not because the songs are all bad, but because there's only 9 of them and that's not enough to make room for anything truly special.
Turns out they sent that one to Ireland instead.
#Eurovision
Turns out they sent that one to Ireland instead.
#Eurovision
February 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I keep complaining about Norway this year, not because the songs are all bad, but because there's only 9 of them and that's not enough to make room for anything truly special.
Turns out they sent that one to Ireland instead.
#Eurovision
Turns out they sent that one to Ireland instead.
#Eurovision
Some updates to this.
🇳🇴 Has decided to take a year away from the ESC grand final, apparently. Their spot in my top ten will go to an unlikely underdog in 🇲🇹, where every song in the final bangs.
I was right about 🇪🇪,🇫🇮 and🇭🇷. In the case of 🇸🇮, give me a few weeks.
🇳🇴 Has decided to take a year away from the ESC grand final, apparently. Their spot in my top ten will go to an unlikely underdog in 🇲🇹, where every song in the final bangs.
I was right about 🇪🇪,🇫🇮 and🇭🇷. In the case of 🇸🇮, give me a few weeks.
My guess for my top 10 in 2025!
🇪🇪 IF and ONLY IF Antsud wins Eesti Laul, otherwise this is much lower but still top ten
🇳🇴 MGP superiority
🇺🇦🇦🇲🇫🇮🇮🇹🇸🇮 The run they're on is peak in my mind
🇨🇾 Somehow always to my taste on the night of the show
🇭🇷 RIDE. THE. WAVE.
And I just have a feeling about 🇬🇪
🇪🇪 IF and ONLY IF Antsud wins Eesti Laul, otherwise this is much lower but still top ten
🇳🇴 MGP superiority
🇺🇦🇦🇲🇫🇮🇮🇹🇸🇮 The run they're on is peak in my mind
🇨🇾 Somehow always to my taste on the night of the show
🇭🇷 RIDE. THE. WAVE.
And I just have a feeling about 🇬🇪
My guess for my top 10 in 2025, curious to see how close I get!
🇦🇱 Zjerm 😍
🇷🇸🇮🇹🇵🇹🇺🇦 Strong form and nfs
🇮🇪 Praying for momentum after Bambie
🇬🇷 Same but Marina
🇧🇪 Strongly hyped NF this year
🇮🇸🇸🇮 Perennially making it in
🇦🇱 Zjerm 😍
🇷🇸🇮🇹🇵🇹🇺🇦 Strong form and nfs
🇮🇪 Praying for momentum after Bambie
🇬🇷 Same but Marina
🇧🇪 Strongly hyped NF this year
🇮🇸🇸🇮 Perennially making it in
February 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Some updates to this.
🇳🇴 Has decided to take a year away from the ESC grand final, apparently. Their spot in my top ten will go to an unlikely underdog in 🇲🇹, where every song in the final bangs.
I was right about 🇪🇪,🇫🇮 and🇭🇷. In the case of 🇸🇮, give me a few weeks.
🇳🇴 Has decided to take a year away from the ESC grand final, apparently. Their spot in my top ten will go to an unlikely underdog in 🇲🇹, where every song in the final bangs.
I was right about 🇪🇪,🇫🇮 and🇭🇷. In the case of 🇸🇮, give me a few weeks.
All right, and there's are the songs taking part in my #Eurovision bottom feeders rankings, starting with 2006 arbitrarily
2006: Amambanda
2007: Vampires Are Alive
2008: O Julissi
2009: Firefly
2010: Narodnozabavni rock
2011: With Love Baby
2012: Waterline
2013: Straight Into Love
1/2
2006: Amambanda
2007: Vampires Are Alive
2008: O Julissi
2009: Firefly
2010: Narodnozabavni rock
2011: With Love Baby
2012: Waterline
2013: Straight Into Love
1/2
January 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
All right, and there's are the songs taking part in my #Eurovision bottom feeders rankings, starting with 2006 arbitrarily
2006: Amambanda
2007: Vampires Are Alive
2008: O Julissi
2009: Firefly
2010: Narodnozabavni rock
2011: With Love Baby
2012: Waterline
2013: Straight Into Love
1/2
2006: Amambanda
2007: Vampires Are Alive
2008: O Julissi
2009: Firefly
2010: Narodnozabavni rock
2011: With Love Baby
2012: Waterline
2013: Straight Into Love
1/2
So I had a #Eurovision ranking on the other site consisting of my favourite bottom feeding songs from each year. I defined this to mean "must be in the discord bottom 10". I want to make the list again on here, and I will, but...
"Follow My Heart", Poland 2006, is 11th last now... Ugh
"Follow My Heart", Poland 2006, is 11th last now... Ugh
January 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So I had a #Eurovision ranking on the other site consisting of my favourite bottom feeding songs from each year. I defined this to mean "must be in the discord bottom 10". I want to make the list again on here, and I will, but...
"Follow My Heart", Poland 2006, is 11th last now... Ugh
"Follow My Heart", Poland 2006, is 11th last now... Ugh
After reading up on the Pirate Software drama that apparently happened recently, I've come to some conclusions:
-People can make drama out of anything
-I think less of Sodapoppin than I do of Thor for this
-World of Warcraft is a disease
-People can make drama out of anything
-I think less of Sodapoppin than I do of Thor for this
-World of Warcraft is a disease
January 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
After reading up on the Pirate Software drama that apparently happened recently, I've come to some conclusions:
-People can make drama out of anything
-I think less of Sodapoppin than I do of Thor for this
-World of Warcraft is a disease
-People can make drama out of anything
-I think less of Sodapoppin than I do of Thor for this
-World of Warcraft is a disease
Regarding ESC national selections:
Estonia this year reminds me a lot of Croatia's last year: a few standouts but overall not my thing.
Croatia this year reminds me a lot of Estonia's this year: every song in the selection is one I would vote for.
Estonia this year reminds me a lot of Croatia's last year: a few standouts but overall not my thing.
Croatia this year reminds me a lot of Estonia's this year: every song in the selection is one I would vote for.
January 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Regarding ESC national selections:
Estonia this year reminds me a lot of Croatia's last year: a few standouts but overall not my thing.
Croatia this year reminds me a lot of Estonia's this year: every song in the selection is one I would vote for.
Estonia this year reminds me a lot of Croatia's last year: a few standouts but overall not my thing.
Croatia this year reminds me a lot of Estonia's this year: every song in the selection is one I would vote for.
Right, so: the chances of the Conservative party of Canada winning the next election is about 100% at this point, and I know that.
Even still, I can never bow to the Stormcloaks, so I'm willingly voting into a lost battle.
Even still, I can never bow to the Stormcloaks, so I'm willingly voting into a lost battle.
January 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Right, so: the chances of the Conservative party of Canada winning the next election is about 100% at this point, and I know that.
Even still, I can never bow to the Stormcloaks, so I'm willingly voting into a lost battle.
Even still, I can never bow to the Stormcloaks, so I'm willingly voting into a lost battle.
Regarding #ESC250, @toffeeoliver.bsky.social posted something on the other site last year regarding songs that got zero points. Didn't see him do it yet, so here.
In last year's ranking, the most recent song to get zero points was Alive by Vincent Bueno.
This year, it was Alive by Vincent Bueno.
In last year's ranking, the most recent song to get zero points was Alive by Vincent Bueno.
This year, it was Alive by Vincent Bueno.
January 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Regarding #ESC250, @toffeeoliver.bsky.social posted something on the other site last year regarding songs that got zero points. Didn't see him do it yet, so here.
In last year's ranking, the most recent song to get zero points was Alive by Vincent Bueno.
This year, it was Alive by Vincent Bueno.
In last year's ranking, the most recent song to get zero points was Alive by Vincent Bueno.
This year, it was Alive by Vincent Bueno.
My guess for my top 10 in 2025!
🇪🇪 IF and ONLY IF Antsud wins Eesti Laul, otherwise this is much lower but still top ten
🇳🇴 MGP superiority
🇺🇦🇦🇲🇫🇮🇮🇹🇸🇮 The run they're on is peak in my mind
🇨🇾 Somehow always to my taste on the night of the show
🇭🇷 RIDE. THE. WAVE.
And I just have a feeling about 🇬🇪
🇪🇪 IF and ONLY IF Antsud wins Eesti Laul, otherwise this is much lower but still top ten
🇳🇴 MGP superiority
🇺🇦🇦🇲🇫🇮🇮🇹🇸🇮 The run they're on is peak in my mind
🇨🇾 Somehow always to my taste on the night of the show
🇭🇷 RIDE. THE. WAVE.
And I just have a feeling about 🇬🇪
My guess for my top 10 in 2025, curious to see how close I get!
🇦🇱 Zjerm 😍
🇷🇸🇮🇹🇵🇹🇺🇦 Strong form and nfs
🇮🇪 Praying for momentum after Bambie
🇬🇷 Same but Marina
🇧🇪 Strongly hyped NF this year
🇮🇸🇸🇮 Perennially making it in
🇦🇱 Zjerm 😍
🇷🇸🇮🇹🇵🇹🇺🇦 Strong form and nfs
🇮🇪 Praying for momentum after Bambie
🇬🇷 Same but Marina
🇧🇪 Strongly hyped NF this year
🇮🇸🇸🇮 Perennially making it in
December 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
My guess for my top 10 in 2025!
🇪🇪 IF and ONLY IF Antsud wins Eesti Laul, otherwise this is much lower but still top ten
🇳🇴 MGP superiority
🇺🇦🇦🇲🇫🇮🇮🇹🇸🇮 The run they're on is peak in my mind
🇨🇾 Somehow always to my taste on the night of the show
🇭🇷 RIDE. THE. WAVE.
And I just have a feeling about 🇬🇪
🇪🇪 IF and ONLY IF Antsud wins Eesti Laul, otherwise this is much lower but still top ten
🇳🇴 MGP superiority
🇺🇦🇦🇲🇫🇮🇮🇹🇸🇮 The run they're on is peak in my mind
🇨🇾 Somehow always to my taste on the night of the show
🇭🇷 RIDE. THE. WAVE.
And I just have a feeling about 🇬🇪
So what you're saying, is that "Clickbait" being announced as the Montenegrin representative at Eurovision 2025....
Was Clickbait?
Was Clickbait?
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
So what you're saying, is that "Clickbait" being announced as the Montenegrin representative at Eurovision 2025....
Was Clickbait?
Was Clickbait?
This makes it sound like, rather than having one twitter, we can have dozens of social platforms each with enough support to remain impactful to society, like a social network neighborhood. I like this premise so much more than there being 2 or 3 big ones
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
December 4, 2024 at 4:01 AM
This makes it sound like, rather than having one twitter, we can have dozens of social platforms each with enough support to remain impactful to society, like a social network neighborhood. I like this premise so much more than there being 2 or 3 big ones
Okay now that I've left Twitter for Bluesky, can someone tell me what the best alternative to Instagram is? That site has banned me for spam 7 times this year and I almost never even comment on things.
November 30, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Okay now that I've left Twitter for Bluesky, can someone tell me what the best alternative to Instagram is? That site has banned me for spam 7 times this year and I almost never even comment on things.
#Montesong all I'm gonna say is that having a song called "Clickbait" represent your country at Eurovision is really really funny
November 27, 2024 at 10:05 PM
#Montesong all I'm gonna say is that having a song called "Clickbait" represent your country at Eurovision is really really funny
Yeah okay, favourites from every Central European country
🇩🇪 2020 Violent Thing
🇨🇭 2019 She Got Me
🇦🇹 2023 Who the Hell is Edgar?
🇵🇱 2024 The Tower
🇨🇿 2023 My Sister's Crown
🇸🇰 1998 Modlitba
🇸🇮 2024 Veronika
🇭🇺 2017 Origo
Recency bias rides strong with me, it seems.
🇩🇪 2020 Violent Thing
🇨🇭 2019 She Got Me
🇦🇹 2023 Who the Hell is Edgar?
🇵🇱 2024 The Tower
🇨🇿 2023 My Sister's Crown
🇸🇰 1998 Modlitba
🇸🇮 2024 Veronika
🇭🇺 2017 Origo
Recency bias rides strong with me, it seems.
Let's start a new chain!
What's your favourite #Eurovision entry from every central European country?
🇩🇪 1983 Rücksicht
🇨🇭 2014 Hunter of Stars
🇦🇹 1971 Musik
🇵🇱 1995 Sama
🇨🇿 2024 Pedestal
🇸🇰 1998 Modlitba
🇸🇮 1995 Prisluhni mi
🇭🇺 1994 Kinek mondjam (...)
What's your favourite #Eurovision entry from every central European country?
🇩🇪 1983 Rücksicht
🇨🇭 2014 Hunter of Stars
🇦🇹 1971 Musik
🇵🇱 1995 Sama
🇨🇿 2024 Pedestal
🇸🇰 1998 Modlitba
🇸🇮 1995 Prisluhni mi
🇭🇺 1994 Kinek mondjam (...)
November 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Yeah okay, favourites from every Central European country
🇩🇪 2020 Violent Thing
🇨🇭 2019 She Got Me
🇦🇹 2023 Who the Hell is Edgar?
🇵🇱 2024 The Tower
🇨🇿 2023 My Sister's Crown
🇸🇰 1998 Modlitba
🇸🇮 2024 Veronika
🇭🇺 2017 Origo
Recency bias rides strong with me, it seems.
🇩🇪 2020 Violent Thing
🇨🇭 2019 She Got Me
🇦🇹 2023 Who the Hell is Edgar?
🇵🇱 2024 The Tower
🇨🇿 2023 My Sister's Crown
🇸🇰 1998 Modlitba
🇸🇮 2024 Veronika
🇭🇺 2017 Origo
Recency bias rides strong with me, it seems.
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz
November 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz