Jordiotto
jordiotto.bsky.social
Jordiotto
@jordiotto.bsky.social
Eurovision, wrestling, video games and for some reason baseball.

I lost to Subwoolfer in MGP 2022
For the second time in under a year, some PirateSoftware drama has made me lose interest in an entire genre of YouTube creators.

This might be what growing up is like.
June 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In a way I kind of want Jorgeous to win this season, if for no other reason than because it means they will never show up on my television again uninvited. #dragraceallstars
June 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The winner deserved to win, but the runner-up won the lip sync.

#rpdr
April 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Stop thinking about day 26 when you aren't going to make it to day 6
March 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Finally finished the Traitors US.

This is a show that rewards traitors for being smart, and rewards faithfuls for being stupid, and somehow faithfuls have won 2 of the 3 seasons
March 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
For the first time since my partner and I have followed Eurovision, this year might actually be a skip
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is specifically in reference to copyright claims against the Icelandic entry in Eurovision:

Hebrew isn't exactly a common language in Iceland, musically or otherwise. I honestly think it's weird that the first thought is plagiarism and not coincidence.
February 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Does it feel like a prank? To me it still feels like a public shaming
February 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
..... Okay I'll be honest, I heard the Joost song and I'm not upset. It's not a great song, but the message of "the EBU needs to get off the fence" made enough sense.
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I hope I stay around the Eurovision sphere long enough for someone to grill me on why my favourite show was 2017.
February 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My feelings regarding Poland's national selection: I'm happy.

Daria proved that she can sing live, she just needs a better song.

Kuba will go to Eurovision in like 2028.

Lusterka was so good.

Justyna needed this.
February 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I keep complaining about Norway this year, not because the songs are all bad, but because there's only 9 of them and that's not enough to make room for anything truly special.

Turns out they sent that one to Ireland instead.

#Eurovision
February 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Some updates to this.

🇳🇴 Has decided to take a year away from the ESC grand final, apparently. Their spot in my top ten will go to an unlikely underdog in 🇲🇹, where every song in the final bangs.

I was right about 🇪🇪,🇫🇮 and🇭🇷. In the case of 🇸🇮, give me a few weeks.
My guess for my top 10 in 2025!

🇪🇪 IF and ONLY IF Antsud wins Eesti Laul, otherwise this is much lower but still top ten
🇳🇴 MGP superiority
🇺🇦🇦🇲🇫🇮🇮🇹🇸🇮 The run they're on is peak in my mind
🇨🇾 Somehow always to my taste on the night of the show
🇭🇷 RIDE. THE. WAVE.
And I just have a feeling about 🇬🇪
My guess for my top 10 in 2025, curious to see how close I get!

🇦🇱 Zjerm 😍
🇷🇸🇮🇹🇵🇹🇺🇦 Strong form and nfs
🇮🇪 Praying for momentum after Bambie
🇬🇷 Same but Marina
🇧🇪 Strongly hyped NF this year
🇮🇸🇸🇮 Perennially making it in
February 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
All right, add it to the list
January 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This reply was made before I found out Moldova withdrew, now I'm even more sad
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Yeah I won't lie, so far this year is making me a lot less excited than last. I actually like the songs we have so far, it's the songs coming next that worry me
January 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I shall sort these out later on
January 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
2014: One Night's Anger
2015: Autumn Leaves (It would've been Unbroken if that was a whole song)
2016: Soldiers of Love
2017: My Friend
2018: That's How You Write a Song
2019: Stay
2020: Kemama
2021: Voy a Quedarme
2022: Guilty Pleasure
2023: Burning Daylight (Duje moved too high)
2024: The Tower
January 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
All right, and there's are the songs taking part in my #Eurovision bottom feeders rankings, starting with 2006 arbitrarily

2006: Amambanda
2007: Vampires Are Alive
2008: O Julissi
2009: Firefly
2010: Narodnozabavni rock
2011: With Love Baby
2012: Waterline
2013: Straight Into Love

1/2
January 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
So I had a #Eurovision ranking on the other site consisting of my favourite bottom feeding songs from each year. I defined this to mean "must be in the discord bottom 10". I want to make the list again on here, and I will, but...

"Follow My Heart", Poland 2006, is 11th last now... Ugh
January 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
After reading up on the Pirate Software drama that apparently happened recently, I've come to some conclusions:

-People can make drama out of anything

-I think less of Sodapoppin than I do of Thor for this

-World of Warcraft is a disease
January 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Regarding ESC national selections:

Estonia this year reminds me a lot of Croatia's last year: a few standouts but overall not my thing.

Croatia this year reminds me a lot of Estonia's this year: every song in the selection is one I would vote for.
January 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Right, so: the chances of the Conservative party of Canada winning the next election is about 100% at this point, and I know that.

Even still, I can never bow to the Stormcloaks, so I'm willingly voting into a lost battle.
January 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
No I thought "Storm chasers" was being used as an insult against Toni Storm fans that I hadn't heard before.
January 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thought this was about Toni Storm for a second there
January 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM