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screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants’s “Krusty Krab Training Video”. A title card reading “INTERFACING WITH YOUR BOSS” in red text overlaid upon an image of an electric chair.
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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An instagram reel from Variety featuring an image of a bewildered, disgruntled, and presumably disgusted Harrison Ford with the subtitle “‘Will you look at Lumpy? He’s sure grown, huh?”
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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might be the 90th anniversary of Fox Films? seems kind of unlikely, but maybe?
Twentieth Century Pictures merged with Fox Studios in 1935 to form 20th Century-Fox (the hyphen was dropped half a century later in 1985 under Australian Rupert Murdoch), and in 2020 was purchased by The Walt Disney Company and renamed "20th Century Studios". For many years, 20th Century Fox claimed to have been founded in 1915. For instance, it marked 1945 as its 30th anniversary. However, in recent years it has now claimed the 1935 merger as its founding date.
January 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Robin Williams in the 2009 film "Old Dogs", screaming "Anybody out there?" naked in a tanning booth with the word "Fremont" tattooed on his chest.
November 20, 2023 at 1:52 PM