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oh god

Somebody pays me to do writing.

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✅Horror
✅Sadness
✅Cassette noises

I made this audio drama with some real beauts this year. The three-ish people who listened to it (not our moms) say they had a good time.

If you're in the mood for a horror/mystery chiller, maybe check it out?

open.spotify.com/show/1wYKqfV...

#horror #podcast
Trouble In Mind
Podcast · Quiet Fight Productions · A horror/mystery audio drama miniseries. Strange tapes, ghost trains, witches, and conspiracy theorists. In 1945, a continental train bound for the east coast stop...
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A cool, grey-coloured glimpse into the depths of a grinder.

My first time reading John le Carre after seeing a lot of his stories play out on screen.

Liz, my frustrated little Communist girl, I will always love you.

#booksky #books #johnlecarre #espionage
Jordan's Review of The Spy Who Came in from the Cold by John le Carré - Hardcover
Read Jordan's review of The Spy Who Came in from the Cold by John le Carré on Hardcover
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March 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Terry Lennox's final words in The Long Goodbye are in my Insta bio.

Happy to have finished this one. A very touching and necessary 30-year update made it worthwhile, but the book bogged down my reading for months.

#baseball #booksky #books
Jordan's review of Ball Four by Jim Bouton
Jordan rated this book 3.5⭐. Ball Four by Jim Bouton. 4.05⭐. 11 ratings. 1 review. 544 pages. The beloved baseball classic now available in paperback, with a new prologue by ...
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February 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
John Cassavetes' Opening Night (1977). Anybody else think this would make too much sense as a double feature with Robert Altman's 3 Women??
December 26, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Legally changing my name to weirdcore instrumental ambient.

#SpotifyWrapped

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December 4, 2024 at 10:27 PM
It wasn't as good as the first one, but partway through I came to terms with what it is and just wanted Sarah and Juno to have a climbing pick showdown. They had one and it rocked.

Tomb Raider (2013) and A Quiet Place pretend not to know this movie but they secretly had a crush on it.

#filmsky
The Descent 2 was released on this day in 2009.
December 3, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Watched Smile 2 yesterday. Missed opportunity here.

"All you have to do is smile 2... the teleprompter."

I actually loved the silly dance troupe climbing the walls and whatnot.

#filmsky #horror
a close up of a man 's face with a beard wearing a black shirt .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard wearing a black shirt .
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December 1, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I know the Lord of the Rings trilogy is hallowed ground at this point, but WHAT IF... we crowdfunded Peter Jackson to remake it in the style (and with the budget of) Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)?

Imagine the ogre looking like this, and Gollum was like the Sumatran rat-monkey.

#filmsky #horror
December 1, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Our local mental hospital 😁

Love haunted house movies where staircases and doors move around.

#vancouver
Grave Encounters (2011) 😈👻
December 1, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Record finds! Sorting through looking for goodies. These couple of crates were freebies rescued from the basement of a probable neo-Nazi. Anyone have the number of a good exorcist?

#music
December 1, 2024 at 2:17 AM
@bubsfilm.bsky.social I've only seen Paddington out of yours, but Autumn Sonata and Cleo are both on my super secret cool playlist.
November 30, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Benh Zeitlin's short Glory At Sea and then later Beasts of the Southern Wild were incredibly formative for me.

It's kinda cheating but if a movie's music makes me try not to cry I'll probably remember it for the rest of my life.

youtube.com/watch?v=qpHP...

#filmsky
November 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Google has been bugging me to backup my timeline to my device because it's going away in December (you just press please and thank you) and then it shows you where you've been. Instantly regretted it.

Today: Home
Yesterday: Home
Friday: Home
Me: Fuck me
November 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I don't care this is perfect. Suicide-pact music.
November 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM
My pal who I went to go see The Substance with had a medical episode (ie: he slunk out of the theatre like a dying cat and passed out in one of the covered arcade machines for a couple minutes without telling any of us) during one of the first needle scenes. He came back and it got so much worse.
Pausing for a sec, yall ever just kinda clench your fists and squirm for ninety minutes?
n(e)w: "The Substance" (Fargeat)

See ya on the other side, gang.
November 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Interests! A comprehensive list

🎈 Sad French films
🦵 Horny French films
🚬 French films

#promosky
November 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Pomegranates are like, yes you can have our shitty little seeds but the price of doing so will be extracted in full: in your walls, in your counters, your white T-shirt, and YOUR SOUL. Everyone will know what you have done. They will mock you.
November 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
✅Horror
✅Sadness
✅Cassette noises

I made this audio drama with some real beauts this year. The three-ish people who listened to it (not our moms) say they had a good time.

If you're in the mood for a horror/mystery chiller, maybe check it out?

open.spotify.com/show/1wYKqfV...

#horror #podcast
Trouble In Mind
Podcast · Quiet Fight Productions · A horror/mystery audio drama miniseries. Strange tapes, ghost trains, witches, and conspiracy theorists. In 1945, a continental train bound for the east coast stop...
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Went from immaculate prose about sadness, adrift-ness and failure (The Bell Jar), to an excruciatingly long chapter about major league ballplayers' favourite ways of looking up women's dresses back in the day. Ball Four needs the pitch clock.

#books #sylviaplath #jimbouton #baseball
November 19, 2024 at 3:38 AM