jordan
@jordantyranny.bsky.social
5'3 / pretty messy / does not modulate voice / satisfactory appearance 🦕💖🦖
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
really an all time great! im glad someone saw it!
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
really an all time great! im glad someone saw it!
this makes me smile <3
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
this makes me smile <3
meanwhile in the UK...
what are you a fuckin model or something??
way to set unrealistic body expectations!!!
what are you a fuckin model or something??
way to set unrealistic body expectations!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
meanwhile in the UK...
what are you a fuckin model or something??
way to set unrealistic body expectations!!!
what are you a fuckin model or something??
way to set unrealistic body expectations!!!
its tough to be a transition species!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
its tough to be a transition species!!
this is what i looked like back when i was in school
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
this is what i looked like back when i was in school
and you can too!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
and you can too!!!
very insane archaeopteryx model from a museum in taiwan... i find it the most relatable of all
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
very insane archaeopteryx model from a museum in taiwan... i find it the most relatable of all
the fight for first bird by emily willoughby
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the fight for first bird by emily willoughby
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“I am… AN ARTIST!!!”
“I am… AN ARTIST!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“I am… AN ARTIST!!!”
“I am… AN ARTIST!!!”
we all came a long way lol
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
we all came a long way lol
do my best to look professional on a budget
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
do my best to look professional on a budget
god in a china shop
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
god in a china shop
“If an ox could paint a picture, his god would look like an ox.”
― Xenophanes of Colophon, 5th century BC.
― Xenophanes of Colophon, 5th century BC.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“If an ox could paint a picture, his god would look like an ox.”
― Xenophanes of Colophon, 5th century BC.
― Xenophanes of Colophon, 5th century BC.
There are significantly more bird species than mammal species, with estimates of bird species around 11,000 and mammal species around 6,500.
Birds benefit from strong sexual selection, driven by factors like plumage and song, which also encourages diversification.
Birds benefit from strong sexual selection, driven by factors like plumage and song, which also encourages diversification.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There are significantly more bird species than mammal species, with estimates of bird species around 11,000 and mammal species around 6,500.
Birds benefit from strong sexual selection, driven by factors like plumage and song, which also encourages diversification.
Birds benefit from strong sexual selection, driven by factors like plumage and song, which also encourages diversification.
my kind survive the extinction too :)
just cause we dont do it like mammals, doesn't mean it doesnt work!!
in fact, we're winning!!!
check the record, check the record, check the record.
just cause we dont do it like mammals, doesn't mean it doesnt work!!
in fact, we're winning!!!
check the record, check the record, check the record.
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
my kind survive the extinction too :)
just cause we dont do it like mammals, doesn't mean it doesnt work!!
in fact, we're winning!!!
check the record, check the record, check the record.
just cause we dont do it like mammals, doesn't mean it doesnt work!!
in fact, we're winning!!!
check the record, check the record, check the record.
i didnt know the word till very recently lolol but now i use it all the time cause its fun to say
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i didnt know the word till very recently lolol but now i use it all the time cause its fun to say