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jordan
@jordantyranny.bsky.social
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5'3 / pretty messy / does not modulate voice / satisfactory appearance 🦕💖🦖
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"She's Not Interested"
Mark P. Witton, 2015
"Two Therizinosaurus cheliformis hanging out in Late Cretaceous Mongolia. The guy on the left thinks he's all that: she doesn't." http://markwitton-com.blogspot.com/2015/03/more-new-old-art-therizinosaurus.html
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME!!!
Therizinosaurus for scale: Joschua Knüppe https://x.com/JoschuaKnuppe/status/1497593764650627080/photo/1
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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i want to meet the 13%!!! WHO DID THEY VOTE FOR?!
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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BOOTY SZN
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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waddle waddle snood snood
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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if only the indigenous peoples of north america had therizinosaurs... all of history could have been changed!!
Aztec Warriors with therizinosaurus by Shaun Keenan
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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THERIZGIVING FOR EVERYONE!
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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HAPPY THERIZGIVNG DAY!!!
this was a pic of therizinosaurus i saw in the early 2000s or so on thei nternet and it always stuck with me and now i celebrate therizgiving day cause turkeys are cool and therizinosaurus is great and this picture is by luis rey, you can google them they have been making great paleo art for 25 years!!! https://luisvrey.blog/ #paleoart #paleosky #therizinosaurus #dinosaurs #cretaceous #paleo #dinosky #sciart #science #dinos #thanksgivingspiritghost
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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got to see the fam today!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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the fight for first bird by emily willoughby
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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these two headlines just showed up back to back...
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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ding ding ding!!
Shuja Haider @shujaxhaider Capitalism has existed for less than 1% of recorded history and we might literally destroy the planet under it, but it's the only system that "works" and we have to keep doing it forever
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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hi!! I started transitioning in 2014 and now it’s 2025 and I’m pretty happy and I think that’s cool!!
Picture of me
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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long live the queen
caller: hi carrie/// do you find that people, but especially men, are intimidated by you?? carrie: first of all, i dont think of men as people
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Pesquet's parrot, also known as the Dracula parrot.
Dracula parrot
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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WHAT CAROLINE SAID.
Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_ They're using Al to make videos of Black women yelling about their EBT cards on Tik Tok. They were always going to come after us first with Al, that's why it's fuck Al and I need you all to stop using it for real.
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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it’s important to have role models!!!
Dinosaur Lady the book about Mary Annint who discovered plesiosaurs and icthyosaurs and pterodactyls
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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💗 DINOSAUR LADY 💗
Picture of Jordan holding up a dinosaur plushie of an ankylosaurus an armored dinosaur with a a club tail. This one is called Bumpy and is from the Netflix show Camp Cretaceous. #jordan #campcretaceous #jurassicpark #anklyosaurus #dinosaurs #lgbt #transisbeautiful #trans #trankylosaurus #jordankylosaurus
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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quetzalcoatlus says...
quetzalcoatlus says, "i eat fascists"
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I’M A FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Morning in Treetown, Dinotopia.

Art by James Gurney @jamesgurneyart.bsky.social
Brachiosaurus a long neck dinosaur reaching up into a treehouse town. #paleoart #dinotopia #dinosky #paleosky #dinosaurs #brachiosaurs #longnecks
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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⚧️ RADICAL TRANS IDEOLOGY ⚧️
panel meme with the doctor and Clara. can 1% of the population be a threat to women’s rights?! depends on the context… the 1% holding most of the world’s wealth, yes the 1% of women who were assigned male at birth, no #lgbt #transrightsarehumanrights #transrights #transgender #trans
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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armadillo girdled lizard
(ouroborus cataphractus)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillo_girdled_lizard
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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treat yo self!!!
Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! #flatcircle #time
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM