Jordan
@jordanthorn.bsky.social
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🙂↕️🏋️♂️
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🙂↕️🏋️♂️
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Who said 5’8” white gay boys with a little bit of sauce can’t serve arms on a leg day
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Who said 5’8” white gay boys with a little bit of sauce can’t serve arms on a leg day
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Birthday jockstrap post 🎈
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Birthday jockstrap post 🎈
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RP to go to puppy pit jail
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
RP to go to puppy pit jail
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A second #FlexFriday has hit the feed
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A second #FlexFriday has hit the feed
This man is so fine
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This man is so fine
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This and takeout food
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This and takeout food
Left is this week. Right is 2 months ago. Loving the progress.
September 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Left is this week. Right is 2 months ago. Loving the progress.
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Wondering where I should park this 🤔🍑🚚
July 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wondering where I should park this 🤔🍑🚚
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Open shower = Endless possibilities 👀😈
June 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Open shower = Endless possibilities 👀😈
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I don’t ask for much I swear.
Just a nice movie night or cartoons, cooking you dinner and having you sit on my face
Just a nice movie night or cartoons, cooking you dinner and having you sit on my face
April 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I don’t ask for much I swear.
Just a nice movie night or cartoons, cooking you dinner and having you sit on my face
Just a nice movie night or cartoons, cooking you dinner and having you sit on my face
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Wanna come play? 🤭🎮
April 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wanna come play? 🤭🎮
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Today was a long one 😵💫 someone come watch cartoons and make out pls 💙🥺
April 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Today was a long one 😵💫 someone come watch cartoons and make out pls 💙🥺
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Playboy Twunky reporting for duty 🤭🐰🎀
March 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Playboy Twunky reporting for duty 🤭🐰🎀
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Just saying.
February 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just saying.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo.
It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
January 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo.
It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
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Could I interest you in breakfast in bed? 😌🍑
January 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Could I interest you in breakfast in bed? 😌🍑
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So fine
January 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So fine
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Merry Christmas Eve Eve
December 24, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Merry Christmas Eve Eve