Jordan Taylyr
@jordantaylyr.bsky.social
*she/her* I'm short, funny, and diagnosed with MDD, Anxiety, and ASD.
All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
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Jordan Taylyr
@jordantaylyr.bsky.social
· Oct 25
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Here are the current organizations/charities I wish to share
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Updated - moved the section for Resources in Central IL to the top.
Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.
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Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.
linktr.ee/jordantaylyr
I understand that Rob Reiner will always be celebrated as a director (deservedly so) - but I did love when he'd do bit parts every now and again.
Like - he's a funny guy and knows how to act.
youtu.be/rC9uDbq6WWE?...
Like - he's a funny guy and knows how to act.
youtu.be/rC9uDbq6WWE?...
The Wolf of Wall Street (Mad Max scene)
YouTube video by Joey S
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I understand that Rob Reiner will always be celebrated as a director (deservedly so) - but I did love when he'd do bit parts every now and again.
Like - he's a funny guy and knows how to act.
youtu.be/rC9uDbq6WWE?...
Like - he's a funny guy and knows how to act.
youtu.be/rC9uDbq6WWE?...
Here's hoping my review doesn't get rejected - I wrote a glowing review for Bat Pussy when it came out, but Amazon didn't like it due to Language (like...the title of the book)
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Here's hoping my review doesn't get rejected - I wrote a glowing review for Bat Pussy when it came out, but Amazon didn't like it due to Language (like...the title of the book)
Beginning of Skinemax: Okay, I'm not a big fan of Shannon, but she's kinda funny.
End of Skinemax: SHANNON! SHANNON! SHANNON! SHANNON!
End of Skinemax: SHANNON! SHANNON! SHANNON! SHANNON!
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Beginning of Skinemax: Okay, I'm not a big fan of Shannon, but she's kinda funny.
End of Skinemax: SHANNON! SHANNON! SHANNON! SHANNON!
End of Skinemax: SHANNON! SHANNON! SHANNON! SHANNON!
I refuse to spoil Skinemax at this time...but it is actually wild to read this in a church.
Like I knew...but I didn't know, you know?
Like I knew...but I didn't know, you know?
Places I'm sure a Brad Jones novel has never been before until last week week:
-a city council meeting
-Sangamon County Buildind
-an IMAX showing on The Shining
and today -
-A Missionary Baptist Church (I'm doing Notary Stamps for a landlord registry petition)
-a city council meeting
-Sangamon County Buildind
-an IMAX showing on The Shining
and today -
-A Missionary Baptist Church (I'm doing Notary Stamps for a landlord registry petition)
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I refuse to spoil Skinemax at this time...but it is actually wild to read this in a church.
Like I knew...but I didn't know, you know?
Like I knew...but I didn't know, you know?
I'm at Part III of Skinemax and...what the fuck?!? (affectionately)
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm at Part III of Skinemax and...what the fuck?!? (affectionately)
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Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
September 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Fuck JK Rowling.
Places I'm sure a Brad Jones novel has never been before until last week week:
-a city council meeting
-Sangamon County Buildind
-an IMAX showing on The Shining
and today -
-A Missionary Baptist Church (I'm doing Notary Stamps for a landlord registry petition)
-a city council meeting
-Sangamon County Buildind
-an IMAX showing on The Shining
and today -
-A Missionary Baptist Church (I'm doing Notary Stamps for a landlord registry petition)
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Places I'm sure a Brad Jones novel has never been before until last week week:
-a city council meeting
-Sangamon County Buildind
-an IMAX showing on The Shining
and today -
-A Missionary Baptist Church (I'm doing Notary Stamps for a landlord registry petition)
-a city council meeting
-Sangamon County Buildind
-an IMAX showing on The Shining
and today -
-A Missionary Baptist Church (I'm doing Notary Stamps for a landlord registry petition)
Free will is realizing I can make my own "Heels on Wheels Roller Derby" shirt and no one can stop me.
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Free will is realizing I can make my own "Heels on Wheels Roller Derby" shirt and no one can stop me.
And now - the funniest sentence I may have ever read.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And now - the funniest sentence I may have ever read.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
Seriously, I've had to put the book down because I was laughing too hard.
It ends with the Iconic Nora Diggs going to fight Ronald Reagan...
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It ends with the Iconic Nora Diggs going to fight Ronald Reagan...
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
It'd be wrong NOT to swear on this work of art.
Reposted by Jordan Taylyr
Castiel's "nothing about you is straight, Dean" face is just 🤌🏻
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Castiel's "nothing about you is straight, Dean" face is just 🤌🏻
Reposted by Jordan Taylyr
This year marks my 10th toy giveaway and the first year we are nowhere near my goal.
I know we won’t hit 1k kids this year but I would love to take care of 500.
gofund.me/39f9ee754
I know we won’t hit 1k kids this year but I would love to take care of 500.
gofund.me/39f9ee754
Donate to Team Mari Christmas 2025, organized by LuLu Brezzell
Hi everyone. My name is Mari Copeny, I’m 18 years old, and you may know me as “Little Miss Flin… LuLu Brezzell needs your support for Team Mari Christmas 2025
gofund.me
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This year marks my 10th toy giveaway and the first year we are nowhere near my goal.
I know we won’t hit 1k kids this year but I would love to take care of 500.
gofund.me/39f9ee754
I know we won’t hit 1k kids this year but I would love to take care of 500.
gofund.me/39f9ee754
Caught Alex admiring her own portrait.
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Caught Alex admiring her own portrait.
IT'S RELEASED!
Good thing I finished my previous book last week, because that poor thing would've been abandoned.
Good thing I finished my previous book last week, because that poor thing would've been abandoned.
Patiently waiting for Skinemax to be released on paperback like:
a man wearing a shirt that says monday is standing next to another man
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says monday is standing next to another man
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
IT'S RELEASED!
Good thing I finished my previous book last week, because that poor thing would've been abandoned.
Good thing I finished my previous book last week, because that poor thing would've been abandoned.
When you live in one of the few states not run by fascists, but still are surrounded by Trump signs
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When you live in one of the few states not run by fascists, but still are surrounded by Trump signs
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I have to admit: watching John Travolta dressed like Santa Claus while singing Grease Lightning in a Capital One commercial bums me out.
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I have to admit: watching John Travolta dressed like Santa Claus while singing Grease Lightning in a Capital One commercial bums me out.
Patiently waiting for Skinemax to be released on paperback like:
a man wearing a shirt that says monday is standing next to another man
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says monday is standing next to another man
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Patiently waiting for Skinemax to be released on paperback like:
So I don't have Spotify, but I have YouTube music, meaning the videos I watch/listen on repeat counts.
So...
So...
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So I don't have Spotify, but I have YouTube music, meaning the videos I watch/listen on repeat counts.
So...
So...
While getting ready for bed, I accidentally stepped on one of Steele's paws and then when I tried getting out of the way, I stepped on his other paw.
I deserve to be punished for my crimes.
I deserve to be punished for my crimes.
a group of girls standing in front of a sign that says welcome on it
ALT: a group of girls standing in front of a sign that says welcome on it
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
While getting ready for bed, I accidentally stepped on one of Steele's paws and then when I tried getting out of the way, I stepped on his other paw.
I deserve to be punished for my crimes.
I deserve to be punished for my crimes.
Mommie Dearest
Night of the Demons
Better Off Dead
Amadeus
Night of the Demons
Better Off Dead
Amadeus
Name your top 4 80s films.
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mommie Dearest
Night of the Demons
Better Off Dead
Amadeus
Night of the Demons
Better Off Dead
Amadeus
Happy Birthday, @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy Birthday, @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
I feel incredibly fortunate to call this talented artist my friend - love you!
Oh, shit - that means I've been watching The Cinema Snob for 10 years.
Not a super long time, but pretty decent
Not a super long time, but pretty decent
Follow us on Tiktok, Instagram and Facebook to see daily videos answering the internet's most asked questions about Star Wars: The Force Awakens leading us to the 10 year anniversary on December 18th!
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh, shit - that means I've been watching The Cinema Snob for 10 years.
Not a super long time, but pretty decent
Not a super long time, but pretty decent
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On top of this I just found out I have to pay a $100 parking ticket. Again, anything helps 🙃
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
On top of this I just found out I have to pay a $100 parking ticket. Again, anything helps 🙃