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jordansticker.bsky.social
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@jordansticker.bsky.social
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Sick Lizzo be like:

I’m throwing up way too much
Imma need like two shots in my butt
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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i condemn everything
September 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk will have almost exclusively extremely negative consequences for American society in general, the stability of society in specific, and the safety of everyone living in it.
September 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The 2024 Rockland area election results are less of an indication of fraud and more a sign of just how bad the Democratic Party is at producing a viable presidential candidate 🤡
June 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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i dropped my keys in the rubicon can we turn around so i can get them
April 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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if i get disappeared by the government do not unfollow. i will be back
April 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Blasting “We Are All On Drugs” by Weezer while I slam my adhd meds and an array of vitamins recommended by my doctor.
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I think I’m going to be an asshole from now on and if anyone takes issue I’m just trolling ok?? Like can’t anyone make jokes anymore? It’s just an epic troll. Learn to take a joke.
April 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I don’t think your car should have an app
April 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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citizen app alert advises public to keep away from van nuys pier one imports as a dog was seen in the parking lot there eating its own pussy
April 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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i guess its fine they showed us a video of child birth back in freshman health. but they didnt have to show one where she pooped
March 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Enough about femboy hooters. What about nonbinary hooters?
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM