Really pleased for Arsenal Women. Enormous achievement and good to see loads celebrating it

Genuinely the biggest smash and grab from Liverpool that I can remember in my lifetime. Absolutely astonishing stuff.

Went back on Twitter for a couple of days because I still feel like it’s the best place to get sports news. Lasted four days and I’m off again. It really has become an absolute cesspit.

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

That “stay humble eh?” might have aged worse than anything else that has ever been said in professional football. 9 defeats and 4 draws in 20 games since then.

Worth remembering that under the Rome Statute, arms sales that enable international crimes are prohibited

It’s pretty simple: we must end *all* arms sales to Israel

For all its flaws, it took 12 years for someone on Twitter to tell me to unalive myself - it’s taken less than a week on Bluesky 🤣