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Just Jordan 🇵🇸
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A graphic designer for band names
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"Our magic bot is unprecedentedly bad at everything it does, isn't that amazing!?"
Antropic's Logan Graham smiling
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Imagine being the lone House member voting against releasing the Epstein Files.
Clay Higgins and his big dumb face, yelling about something undoubtedly big and dumb.
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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DuckDuckGo went partying last night, woke up with a massive hangover, and can’t be bothered to fetch me news stories about Bill Clinton.
DuckDuckGo search screen saying there’s no news articles found for “bill clinton”
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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More distraction. Release the files
Wall Street Journal - “U.S. to city tariffs on bananas, coffee, and other goods from 4 countries”
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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I hear this being read in the voice of a stuffy BBC correspondent for maximum effect.
Image of Andrew Cuomo in military regalia next to a picture of the New York burrows with an arrow showing an exit path. The text reads, “breaking: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Coumintang on the mainland.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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President Xi, please give me a small loan of a few million dollars, and I can have an insurgent army ready by the end of the month.
Post from an individual who's identifiers has been blacked out reading "So our military enlisted were just told that they will not be getting paid due to the continued 'shutdown,' but of course still have to work and protect our country. This craziness has reached a new low."
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Struggling to see the downside here, NY Post
New York Post: “Seeing Red: Zohran Mamdani wins 2025 NYC mayoral election - and wasted no time in declaring war on Trump in victory speech”
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Dick Cheney is burning in hell. Eternal is his torment.
CNN “Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice presidential candidate o George W, Bush, has died”
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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the Duke, the Bishop, the Magistrate and the President all endorse Andrew Cuomo.
Four men, ugly of body, ugly of soul stand together. Screenshot from “Salò or the 120 Days of Sodom.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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The Savage Beastfly endorses Andrew Cuomo.
The Savage Beastfly, a boss in Silksong, is a giant, ugly, fly with a large face and tiny wings. Seriously, fuck the Savage Beastfly.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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St. Anger endorses Andrew Cuomo.
Cover of St. Anger by Metallica. A red fist is being restrained by a rope tied around the wrist.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Kenny Rossmore from "We're The Millers" saying "Wait, your depression is seasonal?"
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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That one time that LOST writers were 100% transparent with the audience.
Scene from the TV show LOST. John Locke is holding a gun to the character of Ben. Locke is labeled as "Lost viewers" whereas Ben is labeled as "Lost writers." Ben: "I have information that you need." Locke: "What is the monster? The black smoke, the monster. What is it?!" Ben: "I don't know."
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I want to put together a bar band where all the members have a different name of the Canada jay.
Wikipedia article on the Canada jay. “The Canada jay (Perisoreus canadensis), also known as the grey jay, gray jay, camp robber, moose bird, gorby, or whisky jack…”
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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I was reading a different story about the same event, and what really set me off was that the journalist was careful to say that the numbers “could not be independently verified.” However they never say the same thing about Israel’s claims of soldier casualties or how they occur.
The figures could not be independently verified. If confirmed, it would mark the highest death toll since the ceasefire began on October 10. The military said it had "renewed enforcement of the ceasefire" on orders from Israel's political leadership, but warned it would continue to "respond firmly to any violation of it." The strikes followed an attack on Tuesday in which one Israeli soldier was killed and amid delays in the agreed handover of hostage remains. Israel blamed the Islamist group Hamas for the ambush that killed the soldier in the southern city of Rafah, a claim the group denied.
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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A man whispering into the ear of President George W Bush with the caption saying "A second communism has hit the city"
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Real post 🙃
Post from Truth Social where Trump is saying "Thank you!!!!" in response to an article from Newsmax titled "Jewish GOP Group: 'Trump shouldn't just win the Nobel Prize, it should be renamed after him.'"
October 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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As the undisputed leading poster of Sátátangó on this site, it would be a shame if I didn't congratulate László Krasznahorkai on receiving the Nobel for literature.
Black and white close up of László Krasznahorkai.
October 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Cause that’s where you go to die, heeeeeyoooooo
An ad from Turning Point USA titled “why college is a scam” showing Charlie Kirk holding a microphone
October 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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YouTube comment from user @stevethea5250: "Book Reference: Trump’s book, The America We Deserve, was published in January 2000. It does mention Osama bin Laden, referring to him as a danger to U.S. security. • Nature of Reference: The mention of bin Laden in the book is brief and generic. Trump did not explicitly predict or warn of the September 11 attacks, nor did he provide specific details or urge the government to take immediate action against bin Laden. • Historical Context: While bin Laden was already known in U.S. national security circles at the time, he had been linked to prior attacks (e.g., bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa in 1998). • Media Analysis: Multiple fact-checking outlets confirm that Trump’s book identifies bin Laden as a threat, but there is no clear evidence that he “warned the world” about the impending 9/11 attacks. • Conclusion: Trump’s book acknowledged bin Laden’s existence and threat but did not forecast the specifics of 9/11 or constitute a clear advance warning to the public or government."
October 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Making this an album cover
An image of a young woman wearing an American flag sweater making a hand gesture with the caption "life after all criminal aliens are deported." The image has been inverted and polarized, making it very distorted.
October 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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#bandcampfriday
David Lynch, blurry, with the caption reading "If you can believe it, it's Bandcamp Friday once again" where "Bandcamp" is the official wordmark.
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I read it earlier this year and every page had me like:
Spongebob Squarepants is ascending into the heavens
October 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The only time Ted Cruz has ever been thought of as hot.
Image of the Blue Sky trending topics where “Ted Cruz” has the “hot” label applied
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Would be a shame if more people knew there was a WEBSITE FEEDBACK button on the homepage...
A website feedback button clearly seen
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM