Just Jordan 🇵🇸
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A graphic designer for band names
"Our magic bot is unprecedentedly bad at everything it does, isn't that amazing!?"
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Our magic bot is unprecedentedly bad at everything it does, isn't that amazing!?"
Imagine being the lone House member voting against releasing the Epstein Files.
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Imagine being the lone House member voting against releasing the Epstein Files.
If you're on track to becoming a trillionaire and get mad after being called a "fucking pathetic pussy bitch," then maybe they have a point.
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Elon Musk fires back at Billie Eilish calling him a "fucking pathetic pussy bitch"
The Tesla CEO is reportedly nearing trillionaire status
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November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you're on track to becoming a trillionaire and get mad after being called a "fucking pathetic pussy bitch," then maybe they have a point.
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This is how Trump gets around the fact that problem of advancing war without Congress. Call the other side terrorists, and you’ll never have to. The war powers that were granted to the president in combination with the Iraq War have never been removed by Congress.
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U.S. to designate Venezuela's Cartel de los Soles as terrorist organization — CBS News
The most advanced U.S. aircraft carrier has arrived in the Caribbean Sea in a display of American military power.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is how Trump gets around the fact that problem of advancing war without Congress. Call the other side terrorists, and you’ll never have to. The war powers that were granted to the president in combination with the Iraq War have never been removed by Congress.
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Every soul will taste of death. And ye will be paid on the Day of Resurrection only that which ye have fairly earned. Whoso is removed from the Fire, and is to made to enter Paradise, [they] indeed [are] triumphant. The life of this world is but comfort of illusion.
Sûrah 3:185
Sûrah 3:185
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Every soul will taste of death. And ye will be paid on the Day of Resurrection only that which ye have fairly earned. Whoso is removed from the Fire, and is to made to enter Paradise, [they] indeed [are] triumphant. The life of this world is but comfort of illusion.
Sûrah 3:185
Sûrah 3:185
DuckDuckGo went partying last night, woke up with a massive hangover, and can’t be bothered to fetch me news stories about Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
DuckDuckGo went partying last night, woke up with a massive hangover, and can’t be bothered to fetch me news stories about Bill Clinton.
More distraction. Release the files
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
More distraction. Release the files
Starting my day with learning more about the travesty of Cambodia. #BreakfastOfChampions
a close up of a man crying with his hand on his face
Alt: a close up of a man crying with his hand on his face
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November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Starting my day with learning more about the travesty of Cambodia. #BreakfastOfChampions
Looking at the replies of a @realDonaldTrump post on Truth Social is enough to make one give up on humanity.
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Looking at the replies of a @realDonaldTrump post on Truth Social is enough to make one give up on humanity.
Thinking of all the men that died before reaching 79 years old. 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Thinking of all the men that died before reaching 79 years old. 🤔
In a dream I had the perception that my dreams were communications from a mycological superintellegence.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In a dream I had the perception that my dreams were communications from a mycological superintellegence.
At two episodes, it’s already clear that Pluribus is going to be a canon-tier show.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
At two episodes, it’s already clear that Pluribus is going to be a canon-tier show.
Here’s another: “Footnote 146: ‘House of Leaves’’ most tedious footnote and how it condemns our modern culture of algorithms, attention-span-depleting infinite content, and AI.”
#HouseOfLeaves
#HouseOfLeaves
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Here’s another: “Footnote 146: ‘House of Leaves’’ most tedious footnote and how it condemns our modern culture of algorithms, attention-span-depleting infinite content, and AI.”
#HouseOfLeaves
#HouseOfLeaves
I’m picturing a thesis titled “Footnote 144: the brilliance and horror of ‘House of Leaves’’ most infamous footnote,” which is a title that sounds like a footnote you’d find in “House of Leaves”, and something that part of me wants to take a crack at writing for real.
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m picturing a thesis titled “Footnote 144: the brilliance and horror of ‘House of Leaves’’ most infamous footnote,” which is a title that sounds like a footnote you’d find in “House of Leaves”, and something that part of me wants to take a crack at writing for real.
Good Will Hunting is the prequel to Bourne Ultimatum and what happened before 9/11, when he finally took the NSA up on their job offer.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Good Will Hunting is the prequel to Bourne Ultimatum and what happened before 9/11, when he finally took the NSA up on their job offer.
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Any Democrat that wants votes better promise to bring the hammer down on everyone who enabled this.
ICE grabs father by the neck—send him into violent seizure while his arms lock up around his toddler.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Any Democrat that wants votes better promise to bring the hammer down on everyone who enabled this.
My IG feed is 100% Mamdani, not sure how that happened
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My IG feed is 100% Mamdani, not sure how that happened
I hear this being read in the voice of a stuffy BBC correspondent for maximum effect.
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I hear this being read in the voice of a stuffy BBC correspondent for maximum effect.
Ozo’s Green Tea Over Rice and Miike’s Audition make for an unexpected yet surprisingly competent double feature.
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ozo’s Green Tea Over Rice and Miike’s Audition make for an unexpected yet surprisingly competent double feature.
President Xi, please give me a small loan of a few million dollars, and I can have an insurgent army ready by the end of the month.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
President Xi, please give me a small loan of a few million dollars, and I can have an insurgent army ready by the end of the month.