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Booger.Pressley
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Ok.
You (carefully checks my notes to pick the most effective anti-woke insult) cuck!
February 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Kramer confuses his Ring Doorbell app with Bumble, has an accidental video date with a beautiful Amazon delivery driver who is standing at his front door; meanwhile, George can't get a date no matter how hard he tries. "I've got L rizz, Jerry - the ladies think I'm too suss! SHEEEEEEEE"
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Upgrade (2018). Total mindfuck
January 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
宣讲
January 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
And, also, butt cheeks
January 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Delete this before he gets any ideas
January 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
He had a late night talk show for a few years
December 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
This is a violation of HIPAA and, also, not a v homie thing to say (unless it's true)
December 30, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Bless up 🙏
December 29, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Omicron Perseii 8
December 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
57,000
December 28, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Beerios.
December 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Shocking.
December 28, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Am I locking him inside or outside?
December 18, 2024 at 6:17 AM