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See my homies sleeping,'til it's nearly noon /
Shall I wake them with a fire tune?
Beat so trill, keepin' it ill /
Wake up goons
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they said in 2025 i will say "Heavens to betsy" . I wont be incorporating the phrase "Heavens to betsy" into my posts, not in 2025, not ever

"I have risen"
- Jesus ChRYEst

Tip your waiter 🙏

Replying "damn" to any post works. You should try it

I get home late from work. My wife has made my favorite meal to celebrate this wondrous time of year. I sit at the table so we can begin eating as a family but my oldest will not remove his AirPods ®️. "This disrespect will not be tolerated," I shout. "You're ruining Happy Honda Days for everyone!"

@ 1124 - Still being force fed Fox News and I've decided to make a drinking game. Every time they say Trump's name or even mildly kiss his ass, I will take a shot.

@ 1130 - I have died from acute onset cirrhosis and alcohol poisoning.

Making America Great Again, one Diet Coke at time

Staying with my 99yo grandfather during the holidays and Fox News has been on 24/7. I've never intentionally watched any of their programming, and I'm definitely not now, but it's very difficult to ignore the sheer level of stupidity and wholly sycophantic commentary that they allow