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Rule for next 4 years:
1) see troll
2) post meme
3) walk away
1) see troll
2) post meme
3) walk away
At epic levels D&D stops being about winning or losing combat. The difficulty is in how they win or lose. The moral choices. The repercussions. The story.
The lich is using the undead to repair and rebuild a war ravaged land.
The quest item is a holy relic to a peaceful civilization.
Etc.
The lich is using the undead to repair and rebuild a war ravaged land.
The quest item is a holy relic to a peaceful civilization.
Etc.
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At epic levels D&D stops being about winning or losing combat. The difficulty is in how they win or lose. The moral choices. The repercussions. The story.
The lich is using the undead to repair and rebuild a war ravaged land.
The quest item is a holy relic to a peaceful civilization.
Etc.
The lich is using the undead to repair and rebuild a war ravaged land.
The quest item is a holy relic to a peaceful civilization.
Etc.
I love my right to block those who express their right to be unashamedly stupid - and they can take it from my dead cold hands.
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I love my right to block those who express their right to be unashamedly stupid - and they can take it from my dead cold hands.
Tylenol doesn't cause autism. Both the Amish and cuba have autism.
So, anyway, where are we at with the epstien files?
So, anyway, where are we at with the epstien files?
September 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Tylenol doesn't cause autism. Both the Amish and cuba have autism.
So, anyway, where are we at with the epstien files?
So, anyway, where are we at with the epstien files?
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Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!
September 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!
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If this were discovered in a leaked email and published in the New York Times, it might get more attention. But Trump just tweets it out, and most people move on with their day. This is blatant corruption. Blatant weaponization. It is undeniably an impeachable offense.
Trump posts a deranged message to Pam Bondi pressuring her to prosecute his political enemies after a U.S. attorney quit because he refused to fabricate charges: “We can’t delay any longer, it’s killing our reputation and credibility.”
September 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If this were discovered in a leaked email and published in the New York Times, it might get more attention. But Trump just tweets it out, and most people move on with their day. This is blatant corruption. Blatant weaponization. It is undeniably an impeachable offense.
I often dislike the people who share my interests, and I'm trying really hard not to take that personally.
August 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I often dislike the people who share my interests, and I'm trying really hard not to take that personally.
In order to not expire i have to perspire, and that. To me. Is bullshit.
Just saying.
#grumble #IWantFrenchFries
Just saying.
#grumble #IWantFrenchFries
July 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In order to not expire i have to perspire, and that. To me. Is bullshit.
Just saying.
#grumble #IWantFrenchFries
Just saying.
#grumble #IWantFrenchFries
If America could wait to fall into a cannibalistic wasteland until after spaceballs 2 is released... that would be great.
#spaceballs
#spaceballs
June 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If America could wait to fall into a cannibalistic wasteland until after spaceballs 2 is released... that would be great.
#spaceballs
#spaceballs
AI is pretty fun though...
June 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
AI is pretty fun though...
This is the way
"The President’s Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic will open on the birthday of its namesake, President Donald J. Trump"
thesatanictemple.com/pages/new-fu...
"The President’s Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic will open on the birthday of its namesake, President Donald J. Trump"
thesatanictemple.com/pages/new-fu...
New Fundraiser
thesatanictemple.com
June 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This is the way
"The President’s Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic will open on the birthday of its namesake, President Donald J. Trump"
thesatanictemple.com/pages/new-fu...
"The President’s Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic will open on the birthday of its namesake, President Donald J. Trump"
thesatanictemple.com/pages/new-fu...
Problems are caused by people.
People are caused by a problem.
Abortion solves problems.
People are caused by a problem.
Abortion solves problems.
June 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Problems are caused by people.
People are caused by a problem.
Abortion solves problems.
People are caused by a problem.
Abortion solves problems.
A Heart Attack seemed like a good reason to re-evaluate my past and the various grudges that I held.
Turns out they were all valid, and I still hate those people. They know what they did, and now they can know that my death is certainly no cause for forgiveness.
#giveHateAChance
Turns out they were all valid, and I still hate those people. They know what they did, and now they can know that my death is certainly no cause for forgiveness.
#giveHateAChance
June 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A Heart Attack seemed like a good reason to re-evaluate my past and the various grudges that I held.
Turns out they were all valid, and I still hate those people. They know what they did, and now they can know that my death is certainly no cause for forgiveness.
#giveHateAChance
Turns out they were all valid, and I still hate those people. They know what they did, and now they can know that my death is certainly no cause for forgiveness.
#giveHateAChance
Drinking a monster after cutting back on caffeine for two weeks is the closest life has to offer for drinking a healing potion.
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Drinking a monster after cutting back on caffeine for two weeks is the closest life has to offer for drinking a healing potion.
If I'm honest I am far more comfortable with an endable amount of fun.
April 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If I'm honest I am far more comfortable with an endable amount of fun.
It is never a good idea to anger the penguins. #flippersUp
April 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It is never a good idea to anger the penguins. #flippersUp
Nemesis don't let Nemesis suffer alone. Get your popcorn and check in on your enemies.
#giveHateAChance #BitternessDay
#giveHateAChance #BitternessDay
March 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Nemesis don't let Nemesis suffer alone. Get your popcorn and check in on your enemies.
#giveHateAChance #BitternessDay
#giveHateAChance #BitternessDay
The line between Too Poor To Resist and Nothing Left To Loose is a fine one.
March 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The line between Too Poor To Resist and Nothing Left To Loose is a fine one.
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As I near 43 to the youth I say the worst part of turning 40 is the realization that it's only half way.
February 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
As I near 43 to the youth I say the worst part of turning 40 is the realization that it's only half way.
The easiest solution to any problem is murder. That does not make it the correct solution... though in some instances, we are running low on options.
February 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The easiest solution to any problem is murder. That does not make it the correct solution... though in some instances, we are running low on options.
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Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.
Bring back celebrity death match. P Diddy vs Bill Cosby.
February 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Bring back celebrity death match. P Diddy vs Bill Cosby.