Jordan
@jordanholt23.bsky.social
Tennis player and fan. PhD Biochemist. Queer. Medical Writer and aspiring fiction writer. Trash opinions
This Tsitsidosa advert on tennis channel is haunting me. They play it every break. Why. My eyes.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This Tsitsidosa advert on tennis channel is haunting me. They play it every break. Why. My eyes.
The analysis stream gives you like no interesting information. Like tennis and data continue to evade each other
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The analysis stream gives you like no interesting information. Like tennis and data continue to evade each other
petros carrying an even less famous tsitsipas into the draw. end wild cards
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
petros carrying an even less famous tsitsipas into the draw. end wild cards
This is not a mess waiting to happen. Has anyone checked in on Mardy Fish?
September 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This is not a mess waiting to happen. Has anyone checked in on Mardy Fish?
No notes on this live top8. Well I would swap Pegula out I guess - late season surge from Osaka?
September 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
No notes on this live top8. Well I would swap Pegula out I guess - late season surge from Osaka?
Alcaraz has made the final of any tournament he’s played since Miami yet it doesn’t feel like he’s some kind of hot streak or having some kind of career year cause he’s also skipping events in each swing. Like the tour is a mess if like the world’s fittest 22 yo is skipping 1 masters every swing
August 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Alcaraz has made the final of any tournament he’s played since Miami yet it doesn’t feel like he’s some kind of hot streak or having some kind of career year cause he’s also skipping events in each swing. Like the tour is a mess if like the world’s fittest 22 yo is skipping 1 masters every swing
Tell me she’s a serve bot
August 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tell me she’s a serve bot
anyone but a billionaire?
August 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
anyone but a billionaire?
Darth Siegemund is gonna do this huh
July 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Darth Siegemund is gonna do this huh
Tuning in for the handshake
June 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Tuning in for the handshake
Doubles players will start doing this more and more I bet 👀.
June 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Doubles players will start doing this more and more I bet 👀.
French open hangover or Bublik beating draper wasn’t a random feat?
June 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
French open hangover or Bublik beating draper wasn’t a random feat?
doubles partners this week are having a little battle this grass season 👀
June 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
doubles partners this week are having a little battle this grass season 👀
Side note Troicki is now built like a brick shit house and i’m scared he will see this post 😂.
May 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Side note Troicki is now built like a brick shit house and i’m scared he will see this post 😂.
French open highlights: Garcia saying goodbye 😭, Raducanu fighting through. Fils, Alcaraz, Keys and Penko putting on shows
French open lowlights: Ground pass court availability. It’s a real mess at every tournament i’ve been to recently.
French open lowlights: Ground pass court availability. It’s a real mess at every tournament i’ve been to recently.
May 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
French open highlights: Garcia saying goodbye 😭, Raducanu fighting through. Fils, Alcaraz, Keys and Penko putting on shows
French open lowlights: Ground pass court availability. It’s a real mess at every tournament i’ve been to recently.
French open lowlights: Ground pass court availability. It’s a real mess at every tournament i’ve been to recently.
russia are back competing.. well one player is
February 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
russia are back competing.. well one player is
I’m feeling weird semi finalist from this section
January 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m feeling weird semi finalist from this section
Just the LTA making sure i’m not trans… context: I log into this website 3x a week. god the world is so pathetic
December 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Just the LTA making sure i’m not trans… context: I log into this website 3x a week. god the world is so pathetic
not my tv randomly making me relive this trauma
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
not my tv randomly making me relive this trauma