Jordan
@jordanholt23.bsky.social
Tennis player and fan. PhD Biochemist. Queer. Medical Writer and aspiring fiction writer. Trash opinions
Munar has managed to play the worst shot in tennis into form, rat’s forehand
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Munar has managed to play the worst shot in tennis into form, rat’s forehand
my god I don’t wanna play a tiebreak after seeing these Davis Cup trauma tiebreaks
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
my god I don’t wanna play a tiebreak after seeing these Davis Cup trauma tiebreaks
Wait what Pablo Carenno Busta won a masters
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Wait what Pablo Carenno Busta won a masters
OMFG zizou on break point from outside the tram lines so many times in this set. make it stop
If someone can coach Bergs not to go down the line unnecessarily his ranking will shoot up
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
OMFG zizou on break point from outside the tram lines so many times in this set. make it stop
Bergs is all over Cobolli rn, he just needs to resist the urge to pull the trigger to early in these return points
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bergs is all over Cobolli rn, he just needs to resist the urge to pull the trigger to early in these return points
This Tsitsidosa advert on tennis channel is haunting me. They play it every break. Why. My eyes.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This Tsitsidosa advert on tennis channel is haunting me. They play it every break. Why. My eyes.
Flávio loves a drive volley
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Flávio loves a drive volley
If someone can coach Bergs not to go down the line unnecessarily his ranking will shoot up
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If someone can coach Bergs not to go down the line unnecessarily his ranking will shoot up
Davis Cup tennis is without fail always really good and yet the matches are so poorly attended. Like it’s such a marketing fail every year. The few times i’ve been to GB ties all the matches have gone down to the wire.
One of the only places you can still see proper ad point doubles with 3 sets too
One of the only places you can still see proper ad point doubles with 3 sets too
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Davis Cup tennis is without fail always really good and yet the matches are so poorly attended. Like it’s such a marketing fail every year. The few times i’ve been to GB ties all the matches have gone down to the wire.
One of the only places you can still see proper ad point doubles with 3 sets too
One of the only places you can still see proper ad point doubles with 3 sets too
My nerves are gone and i’m neither German or Argentinian 😭 what a doubles match
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My nerves are gone and i’m neither German or Argentinian 😭 what a doubles match
Really quite over how basically racist the judges were to Tayris the whole season of #dragraceUK Like there’s more to brits than english garden parties
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Really quite over how basically racist the judges were to Tayris the whole season of #dragraceUK Like there’s more to brits than english garden parties
Struff is really budget Berrettini right down to the racquet
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Struff is really budget Berrettini right down to the racquet
Mensik can’t find the court. Doubles is so horrible when you lose rhythm
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Mensik can’t find the court. Doubles is so horrible when you lose rhythm
Roddick should be out if we’re not putting Kuznetsova and Ivanovic in let’s be honest. American bias
News:
Roger Federer was voted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame, but the other two nominees in the recent player category—Svetlana Kuznetsova and Juan Martin del Potro—did not clear the 75% threshold for induction.
Mary Carillo was voted in as a contributor.
Roger Federer was voted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame, but the other two nominees in the recent player category—Svetlana Kuznetsova and Juan Martin del Potro—did not clear the 75% threshold for induction.
Mary Carillo was voted in as a contributor.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Roddick should be out if we’re not putting Kuznetsova and Ivanovic in let’s be honest. American bias
So glad we’re seeing the big stars like Rodinov at the Davis Cup finals
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So glad we’re seeing the big stars like Rodinov at the Davis Cup finals
Hewitt playing doubles with his son at a challenger. Cruz is nothing but a pawn in Lleyton’s never ever retire agenda
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Hewitt playing doubles with his son at a challenger. Cruz is nothing but a pawn in Lleyton’s never ever retire agenda
oh la la i was right
The French Davis Cup team being derailed by Moutet trying to hit a tweener is so on brand
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
oh la la i was right
The French Davis Cup team being derailed by Moutet trying to hit a tweener is so on brand
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The French Davis Cup team being derailed by Moutet trying to hit a tweener is so on brand
tuning in at 5-5 in a Moutet match knowing he’s gonna choke. 2 Double faults and he has a sitter smash on the net and he lets it bounces and tries to hit a short tweener … ffs man you’re so predictable
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
tuning in at 5-5 in a Moutet match knowing he’s gonna choke. 2 Double faults and he has a sitter smash on the net and he lets it bounces and tries to hit a short tweener … ffs man you’re so predictable
So much hype for Raducanu and Draper at United Cup on my feed when she will sell out for an appearance fee and he’s got the body of a 90yo man. please both play
Equally feel like they could win the whole thing 😭
Equally feel like they could win the whole thing 😭
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
So much hype for Raducanu and Draper at United Cup on my feed when she will sell out for an appearance fee and he’s got the body of a 90yo man. please both play
Equally feel like they could win the whole thing 😭
Equally feel like they could win the whole thing 😭
I’m so surprised no one is mentioning Sinner’s 3 month ban in their season round up chat…
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m so surprised no one is mentioning Sinner’s 3 month ban in their season round up chat…
What in the fuck is the italian national anthem doing before the ATP finals final. We never did this in London. Like Italy just owns the ATP and they wanna remind us
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What in the fuck is the italian national anthem doing before the ATP finals final. We never did this in London. Like Italy just owns the ATP and they wanna remind us
Sinner needs to win so badly
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sinner needs to win so badly
Patten is by far the best player on the doubles tour if you ask me… did he pull the cord on singles too early?
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Patten is by far the best player on the doubles tour if you ask me… did he pull the cord on singles too early?
Oh god the lack of confidence rat has in his forehand rn, i think it’s the worst shot in top 300
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh god the lack of confidence rat has in his forehand rn, i think it’s the worst shot in top 300