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Jordan Hollinger
@jordanhollinger.bsky.social
I ❤️ Ruby, Elixir, awk, and making things fast. Abortion is healthcare. he/him. Anti fascist. http://github.com/jhollinger 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Wondering if I can cram in one more re-listen…
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I think that’s what Bitcoin was.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Old McDonald?
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
He reminds me of 15 year old me, obsessed with wild theories about how the antichrist would be some kind of human/alien/demon hybrid.

Terrifying that someone so powerful is that juvenile.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
That sucks. My partner and I have both been through similar. As a random stranger on the Interwebs, a realization that’s brought me some peace is that value doesn’t require permanence.

That’s obvious for things like vacations, but I think it’s true for relationships as well. YMMV
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I bet they look great on Garrett’s mantle.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
😬
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"Yes, I'd like a large carnal fappuccino."
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The evil was extracted from all the other chips.
May 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM