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Jordan Hollinger
@jordanhollinger.bsky.social
I ❤️ Ruby, Elixir, awk, and making things fast. Abortion is healthcare. he/him. Anti fascist. http://github.com/jhollinger 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
The pumpkin spice must flow.
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Programming in 2025 like:
August 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Isn’t this a weirdly partisan email from the Social Security Administration?
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The evil was extracted from all the other chips.
May 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Mission to Zyxx...
March 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I know Rent is 90s, but the character "Maureen" would have been around in the 80s. (I now pretend "Rent" is just Stamets playing around in the holodeck.)
January 19, 2024 at 3:45 AM
You know it was Season One Bashir.
January 6, 2024 at 2:07 AM
November 1, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Do pumpkins have bones? Not after the Moopsy finds them! #LowerDecks
October 29, 2023 at 11:27 PM