JC
@jordancortez.bsky.social
Some kind of meta angel 🪽
‘97 🦂
IG: jordancortez_
‘97 🦂
IG: jordancortez_
One of my long time ouidmen decided to get a job and started directing me to his homeboys 😂😭
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
One of my long time ouidmen decided to get a job and started directing me to his homeboys 😂😭
Omggg lol I never knew that line came from Lil Kim! I heard it on ‘I’m Tasty’ by Pink dollaz in middle school 😭😂
August 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Omggg lol I never knew that line came from Lil Kim! I heard it on ‘I’m Tasty’ by Pink dollaz in middle school 😭😂
I’m so sorry this happened to you, but also 🖕🏿you for reminding me it exists lol
December 26, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I’m so sorry this happened to you, but also 🖕🏿you for reminding me it exists lol
It’s giving a blunt had you before getting there lmaoo
December 26, 2024 at 1:55 PM
It’s giving a blunt had you before getting there lmaoo
It’s that demeanor of his. I’d melt if looked at me in the eye.
December 26, 2024 at 8:06 AM
It’s that demeanor of his. I’d melt if looked at me in the eye.
I need him to come home to me
December 26, 2024 at 8:05 AM
I need him to come home to me
Literally all I could say every time he was on screen 😮💨
December 26, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Literally all I could say every time he was on screen 😮💨